for being a spazz. thanxx, JCIMH! :DDDD
also. this is a pretty mature chapter. So don't read if you're offended by four-letter words that start with a D. hahaha....anyway, most of the chapter won't be this....crude(?)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hallo
Stranger: m or f
You: erm well
You: I have a bit of a conundrum here
You: I have a dick
You: in my mouth
You: and a vagina
You: under my arm
You: like daniel tosh
Stranger: f horny
You: is that so
You: I am horny as well
You: like a unicorn
You: what about you
You: homie
Stranger: show me your dick cutie im horny
You: im?
You: I didn't know you could instant message horny
You: and to show you my dick
You: I would have to open my mouth
Stranger: ;)
You: can't really do that
You: was that a wink?
Stranger: show me a pic
You: I love winking
You: it looks weird
Stranger: so
Stranger: i like cocks
You: oh really
You: I like roosters as well
Stranger: penis in my pussy
You: http://www.northernattack.com/images/ew_2006.02.24/ew_2006.02.24_07.jpg
You: you're welcome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle Is Not Safe
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