Nerdy Pick-Up Lines And The Twin Towers

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

✡ + ✈▓ ▓ + ٩(×̯×)۶ = ☺

Stranger: no

You: YAAAY

Wait no

You're an asshole

You: I saw the smiley face and thought there was a party

Stranger: so did I, then I saw the plane

You: ...Yeah the plane didn't make much sense until I saw the dead person

Stranger: and the twin towers

You: or what's supposed to be the twin towers

You: they look more like a game of Jenga

You: but still

Stranger: Yeah, what's supposed to be

Stranger: yeah

You: http://27bslash6.com/sad.html

Stranger: That's not okay

You: Neither is being sad.

You: That is not a porn link.

You: I promise...?

Stranger: lol

You: Did you really? Don't lie to me.

Stranger: ..........................no

You: Damn

You: LIAR

Stranger: I KNOW!!! DX

You: YOU SHOULD REALLY CURE THAT HABIT

Stranger: .........i know :(

You: :'c

Stranger: I'm sorry!

Stranger: Please forgive me!!

You: YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Stranger: I know

You: Math puns are the first SINE OF MADNESS

Stranger: I like math and science puns

Stranger: Only puns that are acceptable

You: I like math and science pick up lines

Stranger: ? never heard one

You: OMFG

You: They are awesome.

Stranger: I don't get a lot of pick up lines

You: Just google 'nerdy pick up lines'

You: http://bloggasm.com/50-nerdy-pick-up-lines

Stranger: aaaaah too lazy

You: 1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

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