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Question to discuss:
holla at me if your a girl and got a bb-272EFFF0 x
Stranger: what's a bb-
Stranger: all that
You: omgwtfbbq
You: I don't even kno9w.
You: *know
You: But you better HOLLA!
Stranger: Does it mean to have a big ass?
Stranger: Nah, I don't wanna
You: or big tits?
Stranger: I don't have bb-272
Stranger: nor EFF0
You: ... EFFFF0 x
Stranger: x*
Stranger: x = female chromosome
Stranger: EF = Endoplasmic filli
You: maybe they're saying, EFFF that girl is fine, and 0x is their facial expression?
You: Or
You: what you said.
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: Idk though
You: Me neither. For all we know, they could be unicorns.
Stranger: Im not a girl so i cancel out all of that...
You: I am a girl so what the hell.
Stranger: Oh if they want unicorns I can do that
You: Oh, could you? *eyes get very big and sparkly* PLEASE?
Stranger: *glues white sparkly cone to head*
Stranger: *combs hair to one side*
Stranger: Neigh..?
You: I would say that I jump on your back and ride you through the night towards home, but there's a very likely chance of a "that's what she said" joke.
You: I wouldn't risk it.
Stranger: I would say "that's what she said" if you really did say that ;)
You: Wow.
Stranger: You caught me though.
You: Glad for that.
You: If you're bald, you can't do that though.
Stranger: I combed my hair to one side.
You: Did you?
You: This very second?
Stranger: So it's likely I am only bald on one side.
You: I do not believe you.
Stranger: So your saying I am all the way bald?
You: *you're
You: And no.
Stranger: I can live with partially bald. I can't have you saying that I am all the way bald.
You: I mean, even if you combed your hair to the side you would not be bald on that side, nor would you be a member of the unicornalis (I totally just made that word up to sound superior) species.
Stranger: (I noticed that and your superior grammar skills :O). I can't argue with false logic. :)
You: Ha! I agree completely. (Partly because I have superior grammar skills. :P)
Stranger: (Bows down to superior grammar skills.)
You: *Kicks shoulder* You may stand up, O Not Worthy One.
You: Or at least recline.
Stranger: Yes, mam'e I aint never gunna make a grammer mistake ever again.
You: mam'e?
You: What. The fuck.
Stranger: It's the Spanish word for ma'me.
Stranger: Mam*
You: I*Ma'am
You: Whoops. No "I".
Stranger: Thank you o' might grammar god.
Stranger: You have saved the sentence once again.
You: Yeahh shur, butt mi spelin aint two gud.
Stranger: You shall be immortalized in English books forever more.
You: I would quite like that.
Stranger: Hehe, its sad, but I have seen people seriously spell like that.
You: Srsly? Liekk Omg I Hatee Itt Whenn I See Girrlz Tlkk Liekk Thisss<3
You: Orr Liekk This !
Stranger: Ikr they srsly dnt knw hw to spl
You: Becuzz Theyy Dontt Eveen Havv There Punk0chew-ay-shun Nxxt Two Th Letterz !!
You: *Punk-chew-etc
Stranger: It's been nice talking to you Grammar Goddess.
You: Thanks.
Stranger: Alas I have obligations to attend to.
You: You too, unicorn.
You: Okay.
Stranger: Neigh..
Stranger: I bid thee forwell.
You: Goodbye. I shall see you
Stranger: farwell*
You: quoth the raven, Nevermore.
You: Bye. :)
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