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Question to discuss:
Ron Paul is a Racist! And Boobies are awsome !!! Do you agree? You can only say yes or no.
You: ................
You: .
You: ....................................................................
You: Even so, Ron Paul jokes are very amusing.
Stranger: is Ron Paul the black basketball player?
You: I dunno about the second one
You: no
You: he's a political...person thing
You: I think he's running for president maybe, in the US
Stranger: oh, he's the black American President?
You: No that's Obama.
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: Obama was the one that wanted change?
You: Ron Paul is a white old guy
You: yes
Stranger: was he homeless?
Stranger: so he needed change
You: his slogan is/was Yes We Can.
Stranger: LOLOLOLOL
You: LOLOLOLOL
You: NICE ONE, STRANGER.
Stranger: THANKS
You: I WOULD CLAP BUT I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY HANDS
You: IN A BLENDER
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: DON'T TURN IT ON
Stranger: YOU NEED THOSE FINGERS TO PRESS THAT CAPS LOCK BUTTON
You: I
You: USED MY ELBOW
You: OR MY TELEPATHIC POWERS,
You: I CAN NEVER REMEMBER.
Stranger: SAME THING
You: WELL OF COURSE
Stranger: I THINK WE ARE THE MOST SWAGGED OUT/ICED OUT MOTHERFUCKERS ON OMEGLE
You: HELL TO THE YES
You: BITCHES BE JEALOUS
Stranger: IF OMEGLE ALLOWED OTHER PEOPLE JOINING CONVERSATIONS, I BET LIKE 4 HOES WOULD'VE JOINED US BY NOW
You: BITCH PLEASE
You: MORE LIKE 42
You: THE SECRET OF LIFE
Stranger: THEY WOULD BE 8 OUT OF 10'S, BUT I PREFER THAT. DEM PRETTY BITCHES BE BORING IN BED,
You: AND BORING IN THE HEAD.
Stranger: OH SHIT, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Stranger: KEEPING IT G
You: DAMMNNNNN WE JUST RHYMED LIKE THE GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME
You: DR. SEUSS
You: <3 FOR REALS
Stranger: <69
You: <666
Stranger: <999
You: <777 DO YOU LISTEN TO THE PIXIES, FELLOW SWAG CREW?
Stranger: I USED TO, BUT THEN I HEARD LIL B THE BASED GOD AND NOW I DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE
You: LIL B WHAT THE FUCK
You: WHO IS THIS
You: WHAT IS THIS
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8u6EodZseg
You: K ONE SEC
Stranger: MOST SWAGGED OUT SHIT EVER
Stranger: THIS IS MY NATIONAL ANTHEM
You: BEST....TROLL....EVER?
Stranger: AHEAD OF HIS TIME
Stranger: PEOPLE THINK HE'S TROLLING BUT IT JUST GO OVER THEY HEAD
You: WAIT HE'S NOT TROLLING HE'S FUCKING SERIOUS
Stranger: ONLY REAL G'Z UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S SAYING
Stranger: REAL RECOGNIZE REAL
Stranger: YA DIG
You: OH FUCK THAT IS HARDCORE
Stranger: I THINK I'M GONNA URINATE THEN GO TO BED
You: YOU DO THAT LIKE A BOSS.
Stranger: AFTER WATCHING THAT VID I'M JUST GONNA DREAM ABOUT DRIPPING IN SWAG JUICE
Stranger: THANKS G
Stranger: I HOPE YOU HAVE SWEET DREAMS TOO DAWG
You: YOU TOO HOMIE
Stranger: DON'T LET DEM BED BUGS BITE G
You: KEEP IT REAL
Stranger: PEACE
You: YO
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