You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Please hack my computer
You: no
You: y
You: cant
Stranger: FOOT!
You: FACE
Stranger: PENIS
You: BUTT
Stranger: NOSE
You: SPINE
Stranger: Woof!!
Stranger: I'm a cow.
You: BOWOW
You: im a sheep
Stranger: Noo!!!
Stranger: You're a frog!
You: NOOO :(
You: I'm a rooster
Stranger: Ohhh shit, my bad!
You: you better be sorry!!
Stranger: D': Sorry mommmyyy.
You: ew lol no that's loki's job. i'm just yr aunt.
Stranger: Ohhh. I feel stupid. Pshhh.
You: yep couldnt even recognize your own mum psshhhh
Stranger: Well. I can't help it, being high as fuck man..
You: gooby pls
Stranger: Bro bro bro. Lemme tell you something.
You: what is it bro
Stranger: Unicorns!
You: yaaay!
You: what's the secret of life?
Stranger: Potatoes.
You: awesome
You: i must be like
You: a fuggin guru
You: by now
Stranger: I understand.
You: yes
Stranger: Dude. DUDE!
You: whaaaaaaaat
Stranger: I am secretly a... A... A! Imma Goofy Goober ROCK!
You: bananannananaaa
You: robin
Stranger: Never!!
You: im cry
You: how old u i vampire
You: i 666
Stranger: me 3.
You: yey
Stranger: I'm older.
You: nooooo wayyyy!!!!
Stranger: Haaaahaaaa! BElieve it cause it's a lie.
You: but.....i loved you!!
Stranger: I'm sorry. It's not you, it's my sammich. It's not made right.
Stranger: Get back in the kitchen.
You: damn. do it yourself
You: unless you're too much of a WUSS
Stranger: No! Us girls are lazy at times...
You: well im a girl also
You: so fak u
Stranger: Hells nah!
You: im getting scared bro\
You: at these fuggin spiders
You: comin from my fuggin ceilin
You: oh mY GOD WHTA IS THAT
Stranger: YOU KNOW OUR FEEL!
You: NO ITS COMING CLSOREER
You: SHITITRT NO GETDDOTTFFF IT MEERFDN FUCK
You: AAAHAHAGGGGAGGGFGGGAAGHHHHHHHAHAHH
You: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
You: NO I DONT WANT TO D
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Stranger: NOOOOO!!!!
You:
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You: goodbye my friend.
You: im ded
Stranger: Have fun being dead. D:
You have disconnected.
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Omegle Is Not Safe
Non-FictionThere is a feature on Omegle.com where you are asked a question by a third party. This third party observes you and your chatting partner's replies. You can also chat normally, ask a question yourself, or find a stranger with common interests.
