Omegle Is Not Safe

This Was Halfway Decent

Thanks for liking a TON of chapters, Mello1.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Yellowcard, The Lion King, Hayao Miyazaki, Breaking Benjamin, Spirited Away, Manga, Drawing, Princess Mononoke, and Sum 41.

You: YES

Stranger: c:

Stranger: Hello

You: Hai

You: :3

Stranger: where are you in the World?

You: on a chair

You: at a relative's house

Stranger: har

You: in a state that i don't live in

You: in a country that i do

You: on the planet

You: in the galaxy

You: in the universe.

You: That good enough for ya?

Stranger: which Planet?

You: Uranus. Hyuk hyuk

Stranger: har

You: Durrr, I am so funny hurr hurr

Stranger: durr that you are

Stranger: England

You: "Good ol' US of A"

You: Heavy sarcasm on "good".

You: Not that I'm one of those annoying emo bitches that whines about how I want to die,

You: not that I think emo girls are bitches.

You: They can be cool. So no offense if you are one.

You: ._.

Stranger: I'm Male :|

You: I'm Not. :|

Stranger: that's fine with me

Stranger: brb though

You: oh arl-right

You: cheerio then

You: pip pip i would like a biscuit.

You: -_____- me gusta

You: I do rather like my stereotypes.

You: you're allowed to use them if you wish

You: because, I simply.....

You: don't give a shit.

Stranger: lol. I'm not the sort of person to take offense from that.

You: meh.

Stranger: pip pip? dudewat

You: Well I thought it went,