Monty Python <3

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

what is your quest?

You: I seek the grail!

Stranger: dude

Stranger: watch out for the bunny

Stranger: i'm serious too

You: 'tis nothing but a fluffy little bunny!

Stranger: no dude

Stranger: it's not

Stranger: it's a maneater

Stranger: i'm telling you

You: i'll kill it with a single stroke of my sword

Stranger: NO DUDE

Stranger: SERIOUSLY

Stranger: TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

Stranger: PLEASE MAN

You: What? Whatever. Okay dude, your turn to prove yourself. Just go over there and--OH MY GOD! IT ATE HIM! HOLY SHIT!

You: HIS FACE! HIS FACE!

Stranger: *bleeding out profusely*

You: *spurting out blood*

Stranger: *dies*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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