Smartasses Leave Me, Always

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy ;)

You: what is up

You: ?

Stranger: up is something that's not down.

You: have I stumbled upon a fellow smartass?

Stranger: Perhaps, time will tell traveler.

You: Of where am I a traveller? Narnia?

You: whoops.

You: wait, never mind.

You: Anyway.

Stranger: :')

You: Narnia? 16th century Britain?

You: Zimbabwe?

Stranger: You are a traveler of Omegle.

You: Ah, Omegle: where the young, the old, the bored, the horny and the trolls all reside together on the interwebz.

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: Especially the horny people.

You: Well of course. That's where the majority of the young and old come from

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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