You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MLP!
Stranger: Mmm?
You: Are you a brony.
Stranger: I don't know
You: IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEN YOU AREN'T
Stranger: I'm looking at a MLP thread RIGHT NOW but I don't watch it, I mean..
You: *le gasp
You: Oh.
You: Well.
Stranger: I don't think so. If I have a choice.
You: Why not?
Stranger: I've never watched it. What's determines it anyway?
You: I'm not completely sure.
You: I'm not a brony BUT
You: I do love the show
You: I haven't been watching it long enough to be considered a brony.
Stranger: Do you mean to be in the future?
You: ?
You: Oh
You: I dunno.
Stranger: Interesting
You: It's not really possible for me.
Stranger: Why not?
You: Because. According to urbandictionary.com, a brony is "male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the My Little Pony show or franchise".
You: annnnd I'm a girl.
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: Do you find that frustrating? Do you feel victimised?
You: I--*sob* I really do. I've become totally cynical and lost all hope in humanity.
You: Partly because I can't become a pony
You: My only ray of hope and joy in my otherwise dull existence is episode of MLP.
Stranger: You could be a brony yet
Stranger: Who's to know you're female?
You: Could I? Oh, could I?!
You: True.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle Is Not Safe
Non-FictionThere is a feature on Omegle.com where you are asked a question by a third party. This third party observes you and your chatting partner's replies. You can also chat normally, ask a question yourself, or find a stranger with common interests.
