It Dragged, So I Ended. Toasters are here

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

Where do you live?

Stranger: chicagoo

You: Under your bed

Stranger: yumm

You: hiding in yo' closet

You: snatching yo' people up

You: try'na rape you so you better hide yo' kids

Stranger: are you a rapist in lincoln park??

You: hide yo wife

You: and hide yo husbands, cuz he be rapin errybody up in here

You: Bed Intruder Song

You: Antoine Dodgson

You: no I am not a rapist

Stranger: lmfao good rapist are gross

Stranger: and great ass song

You: hell yes

Stranger: :D asll

You: whats with the extra l

Stranger: im crazay

You: good crazy people will rule the world someday

You: 116, toaster, Hell

Stranger: how exciting and woah youre kinda old...

Stranger: how is it down there mr toaster?

You: toasty

You: ;)

Stranger: lmfao tell hitler i say hi

You: Are you talking about Christian Hell or just hell

You: because if it's Christian Hell the Jews will be here too

Stranger: is there really a difference?

You: but yeah, Hitler just did his little weird salute thing and I think he called me a dirty word in German

Stranger: whatta bitch

You: but I'm a toaster, I can't translate German

You: so i dunno

Stranger: yeah well im human and i cant translate german either... dont think anyone can

You: Germans can

You: so can foreign language teachers/translators

You: mediators and shit

Stranger: well lets find one of those people they can help

You: yeah maybe

Stranger: i can make your bed rock

You: I hate that song

Stranger: i love that son

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