I'm Surprised He Stayed

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: fruit loops

Stranger: sene me dirty pics

You: *send

Stranger: yea send

You: if you're going to be lonely online you should learn a little something called the english language first...

You: or get a life

You: both are good options

Stranger: i can speak english

You: ah, but can you spell it?

Stranger: yes of corse i can

You: *course

You: really?

Stranger: its called slang mr dictionary

Stranger: nerd

You: no, actually, slang is, for example, "y'all" or something. also, i'm a girl.

You: so it would be "miss dictionary" thanks

Stranger: ok k then miss dictonary

Stranger: are u hot

Stranger: miss dictionary

You: are you misogynistic?

You: mr forever alone

You: or miss

You: who knows

Stranger: im male

You: oh

Stranger: show me ur tits

You: what do you consider "beautiful"?

You: and fuck no

You: go look at porn and stop wasting your time

You: pervert

Stranger: i think ur beautiful

Stranger: and i not a perv

You: how do you know i'm beautiful

Stranger: and y would i look at porn wen i got u

You: reall be cause evidence suggests otherwise

You: *realy

You: *really

You: AH SHIT

You: ...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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