Hukayserye

Consequences

3:35pm, PST

"Huuuuyy."
"Hm?"
"Sili ka na naman ng sili. Ano ba Maine."
"Eh parang yun lang eh. Wala lang yun."
"Eh buti sana kung hindi nakaka-stomach upset yun. Last mo na yan ha."
"Bakit ikaw dati? Nagpapak ka rin ng sili, kasama mo pa si Ryzza?"
"Di ko na inulit yun uyy. Tsaka ako nakainom agad ng gatas. Eh ikaw-"
"Oo na poooooo. Praning."
"Anyway, seryoso sila dun sa basketball one-on-one. Pano yan?"
"Anong pano yan? Ehdi game!"
"Meengg. Basketball. Pisikalan."
"Malamang. Ano problema dun?"
"Do I really need to point out na ang liit mo kumpara sa'kin?"

"Aba teka, naliliitan ka yata sa'kin Faulkerson Jr.! Di mo yata alam, nagbasketball kami dati sa school! Nung highschool!"
"Wooow. Experienced!"
"Ewan ko sa'yo! Basta di ako magpapatalo!"
"Ganito. Para fair, may consequence. Pag natalo ka, hindi ka na magsusuot ng cropped top pati short shorts."
"At pag ikaw naman natalo, walang Facetime, Viber or Skype for one week."
"HUYYY! Ang daya!"
"All is fair in love and war, RJ."
"Nicomaine, you are asking for too much. Kaya mong hindi ako i-Facetime for a week? Sige dadagdagan ko yung akin- pag natalo ka, unli kith. One week stay sa condo. Ako magpapaalam kay Tatay. WITHOUT DEAN."
(A moment of silence)

"Call!"
"I have this conversation recorded, Nicomaine. Magpractice ka na. Hindi ako varsity, but I know when the ball's in my court. See you, Love."
*gulps*

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