Hukayserye

Narda

SETTING: 10pm, PHONE CALL

(Phone rings)
"Uy Love."
"HETO NA, HETO NA, HETO NA..."
"Sige lang."
"UWAAAAHHHHH! DOOBIDOOBIDOOO!!!"
"Did you just call me para asarin ako?"
"Hahahaha! Uy grabe hindi na. Pero kasi talag-AHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Itawa mo pa Meng, yung matindi."
"Haha-hindi seryoso na, promise ang galing! As in!"
"Suuus."
"Seryoso! Never ko inakala kaya mo yun! Imagine, yung wholesome na Pambansang Bae naging rakker!"
"Weird no?"
"Hmmm. WMedyo. Kasi kamukha mo si ano..."
"Sino? Si Undertaker? Si Jeff Hardy? Sino pa?"
"Hindi. Apart from them, yung isa sa ano...Taguro Brothers. Ghostfighter. HAHAHAHA!"
"Sigeeee. Ganyanan tayo Meng."
"Hindi, hindi. Sorryyyy. Joke lang pramith."
"Meng, seryoso. Pano pag one day I decided to have tattoos and long hair?"

"...."
"Paano pag one day I decided to abandon the pabebe image?"
"..."
"Silent mode na naman. Love."
"RJ, you can't."
(Sullen look) "Why? Is it-"
"No, no. RJ. i know that look. I am not against you doing that. It's your body and your prerogative."
"Pero bakit nga? Bat ayaw mo ng rough RJ?"
"Kasi it just...ano baaaa."
"I swear I just heard you stamp your foot. What?"
"Kasi it makes things harder for me!"
"I don't get you."
"Clean cut RJ is every girl's fantasy. Wala na silang kilalang ibang lalaki ngayon kundi ikaw. Imagine if you go all tats and scruffy, buhay na ang natitirang populasyon ni Eba na gusto ng rugged RJ!"
"PFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So you we're jellyace Maine today."
"Yes I am! Tuwamg-tuwa ka naman?"
"Kinda."
"Never na mauuulit to. Kainis. Baba ko na 'to-"
"No Love, please! Let's just talk, please?"

"Eh palagi naman akong asar-talo sayo eh, kahit ako unang nang-aasar. Grrr!"
"Sige ganito na lang, dahil ako si Jay Contreras tonight, rugged RJ is at your service. Any song request?"
"Anything you have in mind."
"🎶Mapapansin kaya, sa dami ng 'yong ginagawa, kung kaagaw ko ang lahat, may pag-asa bang makilala ka?🎶"
"RJ."
"What? Ayaw mo?"
"🎶Tumalon kaya ako sa bangin, para lang iyong sagipin
Ito ang tanging paraan para mayakap ka
Darating kaya sa dami ng ginagawa
Kung kaagaw ko sila, paano na kaya?🎶"

"Nicomaine."
"Oh sumagot lang ako ha."
"Sa isang bangin ka lang dapat tatalon para masagip kita."
"Huh?"
"Sa bangin ng pagmamahal ko. Doon kahit marami akong ginagawa, darating ako. Wala kang kaagaw."
"..."
"Too much cheese?"
"No, I'm just glad today's not Facetime Day. Kasi I'm on Quickmelt mode today."
"I'd love to see that. Get to the door."
"Huh? Door? What?"
"Your place. Rugged RJ has come to visit you."
"What, why?"
"Rugged RJ is for your eyes only."
~END~