Chapter The First

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Yo, a gat some bæ puns and crap for you, cause I'll have you know, I'm a pretty (Tee Hee!) PUNNY guy!!! HAH! GOT EEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And don't even frickin say yall peeble dont wanna hear them, cause by the end of this chapter, you'll be all like, "Stop makin meh laff! Im gonna..._________puma________...pants! HHHHHHHHHHHAH! GAT EEEEEEM!!!!!!
...*mumbling*...*chatter*....*pickle*......*mumble*..........................aw, what? Thats the---SEALiest---thing I've ever heard, you must be......................LION.
There's no way that these puns are the worst things you ever have heard someone say.

I like puns. They are....wait for it.................................EGGsellent!!!! Thats a knee-slapper! *SNAP* HAH!
Puns totally quack me up, they're so PUNNY. I also like washing mai clothes. Its...loads...of fun. (Badum tss) Guns are LOADS of fun also as well. Guns can make ROUNDS of fun.


But srsly.

I like guns.🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Yeah. Well, I seem to have used OLIVE my puns in this chapter already, so I guess there is no CENTS on making a list.

Oops ._.

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