Me and my friend were trying to decide what was the coolest hat they ever wore. I said, "Well, I had a box." My friend was like, "THE COOLEST HAT I EVER WORE WAS A FRICKEN TOP HAT!" (he's a rather loud fellow) "Well, one time I put a straw on my head vertically, so I looked like a beautiful unicorn." "I DID THE SAME THING BUT I PUT THE STRAW ON MY FOREHEAD!" "One time, I found a seed and had no clue what to do with it. I was bored and had nothing to do, so I, like, dug a hole through my skull and a wee bit into my brain,(yeah, it was, uh, pretty mushy in there) and I planted the seed. I THEN covered my head with dirt and was all like, yo, breh, grow faster, so I took some fertilizerit and, like, sprayed it all over my head and maybe drank some, and all of the sudden, BOOM! Hah! A tree! Right out my head!!!" "WELL ONE TIME I WAS GAYISHLY STARING AT A PICTURE OF TRUMP AND WHEN I WENT TO THE BATHROOM A MINUTE LATER, I HAD A FRICKEN COMB OVER- TOUPEE COMBO! THAT WAS A PRETTY COOL HAT!" "I wore pants." "ONE TIME I TOOK A SHEEP GINGERLY PLACED IT ON MY HEAD, CALMLY SOOTHING IT TO SLEEP SO IT WOULD STAY PUT AND EVENTUALLY NAMED HER LILY AND WE BECAME BEST FRIENDS!!!" "One time, there was this person that I really didn't like, so I, like, stabbed him thirty seven times in various places and fried his arms and legs for dinner, wearing his,(get this) his RIBCAGE on my head!! Right on my head! How cool is that!!!" "THIS ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING FNAF AND I PUT ON THE FREDDY MASK AND FELT LIKE I WAS GOD OR SOMETHING! I SUPPOSE I WASN'T ACTUALLY WEARING A HAT, BUT IT WAS FRICKEN AWESOME, NONETHELESS!" "You can stop yelling now." "WELL YOU CAN GO FFFFFFFFK YOURSELF NOW!" "I think that this conversation got a little out of hand. That comment was uncalled for" "YOUR BIRTH WAS UNCALLED FOR!" "Dude, I didn't realize hats were so important to you, sorry!" "GO SHOVE A STICK UP YOUR NOSTRILS CAUSE I HATE YOU!!!" "Now, now, lets settle this in a civilized, non-violent way." O I'LL SHOW YOU NON VIOLENT!" BANG! "WHOOPS, MY THUMB SLIPPED!" BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!! "OH DEAR, IM SO CLUMSY TODAY!" BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!! "OH SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO UNLOAD A BUNCH OF ROUNDS ON YOUR UGLY FRICKEN FACE!" BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG...................
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