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As you can tell by the title, I am obviously doing a tag! And imma do it real good. I actually don't know how to do a tag, but I've really wanted to do one.
U N T I L N O W
OcelotChan  telled me how. YEAH SHOUTOUT TO OcelotChan !
Ok so I guess she is the one who tagged me to do a tag (I think that's how it works) and she said I should just use the same questions that she did. HEEEEEEEERE WE GO:
1.Favorite Color: Toast. No you silly goose, that isn't a color!!! It's black.

2.Otp: Oh Lord Jizzus that's difficult. I guess...me and the dark corrupt souls of the thousands of dead, empty orphan children that lay heaped in a bloody pile before me? It's either that or memes. Sweet, succulant MEMES

3. Any pets?: F*ck yeah, I got 4 cats, a tank of fish, and a gecko. MY LIFE IS HEADED NOWHERE !!!😬👍🏼

4. Lifestyle: Just like my otp, its corrupt and satanic! I spend my days hunting children in a little van, filled with meat grinders and rope, and at night I sleep in the closets of various people, occasionally under their beds.
LALZ. I'm so silly. My lifestyle is pretty normal, but it is still weird.

5.What outfit did you wear today?: I wore a pair of blue and white gym shorts, black socks, and a pink shirt with a bear with a unicorn horn, a crab claw on one arm, breathing fire, and riding an elephant. (I designed it myself 😄)

6. What is the item closest to you?: That is really hard, I have a lot of items that are pretty close to me, but overall, probably my awesome trumpet, Jeffery (I named him).

7. What is your favorite band?
I absolutely LOVE Coldplay, they're awesome.

8. Favorite socks?
Black.

9. Connvers or snekky snekers?
Sneakers, but if anything, I like high tops.

10. Cat or dog?
THAT'S SO HARD!!! I guess...dog? I love 'em both so much!

11. Favorite book?
"Asylum" by Madeline Roux. FUCK YEAH HORROR BITCHES!!!

12. Favorite YouTubers?
Easy, Markiplier, JackSepticEye, and Vanoss.

13. Favorite games?
Star Wars Battlefront, Pixel Gun 3D, FNAF, and Black Ops III.

14. Singing or dancing?
Dancing.

15. Wolves or foxes?
Wolves are pretty badass, so...

Guess what time it is...





It's tagging time. O shoot. I don't think I know 15 usernames on Wattpad.

FUCK IT I'LL TRY
HollywoodX3
Leopardheart217
marcy-the-maniac
Ravenmoon25
luvfordrawing85
Pandagirl106
YourToastFriend
MaeMae_chan
Sprinkles_Chan17
Potatoesandducks
TheOfficialBrownie
ZZSNAZZY
Julietpintoed
Yeah ok I know 13 people on Wattpad. I have 10 followers. I'm the best aren't I. At least I own my business, ©FuckDuck & Associates. I'll explain that in the next chapter. OHHHHH BOY you're in for a TREAT. Ok peace out Muckpeeps.


Imma start calling you guys Muckpeeps.

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