Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy mai homies yoyo waddap her come dat boi o shiz boff hllo its me and guess what. My Dad's B-day was terday and he got this cool wagon for his lawn tractor. It came in a huge box and y'know how boxes are. They're awesome. And this particular box was so bæ and, well, being me,
So yeah. Box.
Im so innovative i know.
You should totally try it some time.
AND FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY YOU YOURSELF CAN GET THE BOX YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF FOR JUST THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $49.99 ! AND IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES YOU'LL GET A SECOND BOX ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
Just call the number below:
837-228-8996Ok I'm kidding because I'm silly and a surperior human being now bow to me worthless slaves haha. Dont actually call that number. You'll probably freak the other person out.
*they'll think ur weird*
Well a guess I'll see yinz laterzzzzzzzzz
$££ ¥a bye