Wow, those baby jokes sure did make me want to kill myself!😀 But now, I have a few perfectly logical jokes. These are also less gruesome and violent, so...
Ok, here we go!
#1 An owl and a squirrel are sitting on a branch. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing. The owl proceeds to eat the squirrel since it is a bird of prey.
BADUM TSS
Funny, right?
#2 Three men and a woman walk into a bar. The woman is kicked out since she is pregnant. The first man gets a Bud Light. The second man gets a Coors Light. It is the third man's 21st birthday, so he got entirely wasted.
#3 Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the his actions were appropriate and necessary to complete the certain task of crossing the road!
#4 What is a cows favorite food?
Probably grass.
#5 What do you call a Russian man on the moon?
An astronaut!
#6 There are 4 apples on a train. It is 12:05 pm, and the conductor is wearing a blue-striped shirt. What is the circumference of the train wheel?
Toaster!
#7 What do you call a green cat?
I don't know.
#8 What is a cow's favorite car?
You f*ckin' idiot, cows can't drive.
#9 Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it's a free country!
#10 How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Shoot it. Shoot that f*cker dead.
There you have it! 10 logical and realistic jokes! Comment if you have any obnoxiously logical jokes, and vote if you enjoyed!
