I hate myself. Baby jokes. Dead baby jokes. Shameful Matthew, shameful.
LETS BEGIN!!!😀👍🏼
Whats worse that 100 babies falling from an airplane?
A helicopter under the plane.
Whats worse that a dead baby in a dumpster?
A dead baby in 7 dumpsters.
Whats the difference between a dumpster of babies and a Corvette?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
Whats the difference between a trampoline and a baby?
I don't wear cleats on my trampoline.
Whats the difference between a cake and a baby?
A cake doesn't pop when you bake it.
Whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Whats the difference between a steak and a baby?
Steak doesn't stain the utensils and plate red.
Whats the difference between a baby and a potato?
A potato doesn't cry when you put salt on it.
Whats the difference between skeet and babies? Babies are messier and harder to throw.
How do you put babies in a bowl?
A meat grinder.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
And now a moment of silence to honor all the babies killed/devoured during the making of these jokes.
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Babies taste good, though. Like you know how sometimes you get the rumblies? The rumblies in your stomach. The ones that only baby hands can satisfy. That is when they taste best. And hey, if any of you have any shameful baby jokes, please comment! In the meantime, I'll be finishing my b---...meal.
BYYYYYYE!
