Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house!CopyrightRavenmoon25 2016
So anyway, when the chicken got to Trump's house, he (or she) informed him that he had gotten a call from________ saying that he wanted his comb over back. Trump, of course, responded with a brisk "f*ck you". The chicken was half-Mexican, so he didn't take this lightly."WHEESNAW!!!!!!" Says the chicken. And Trump cast the chicken to the depths of Hell where the chicken died 1,000 times over and was forced to do godly, backbreaking labor for the rest of his nonliving life untill his guts exploded and he was subjected to pain and suffering for eternity, because Trump is so freaking powerful he can do that. Seriously, Trump's gonna rule the world. There will be a small 1,000,000 dollar bill with his face on them, people will be called Trump-ets and peanuts (beef) will be outlawed, cars called Trumpmobiles, and no matter what you pay, your change will always be a small loan of $1,000,000. It'll be GREAT (in a dreamy tone). Anyway, I just thought I should inform yall about that occurence.😎
