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DrPhil_:
Heeeeeeello Auuuuudi

DireAudi:
So

DrPhil_:
Y u no say hi to me? :,(
I cri

DireAudi:
You talking to Ashley now?

DrPhil_:
Yea she's chill and stuff

DireAudi:
What do you talk about?

DrPhil_:
Music and random stuff

DireAudi:
What random stuff?

DrPhil_:
Like little things.
She lets me tell her animal facts.

DireAudi:
Oh really

DrPhil_:
Ye

DireAudi:
Since when do you start saying ye

DrPhil_:
Ashley says it so probably just a habit..

DireAudi:
How much have you talked?

DrPhil_:
Idk, a few weeks worth?

DireAudi:
Ah. Cool.

DrPhil_:
Ye

DireAudi:
No.

DrPhil_:
Is there something wrong with me talking to her?

DireAudi:
No.

DrPhil_:
Ok.
You just seemed a little questiony.

DireAudi:
I haven't talked to her in a while so I just wanted to see if she's good.

DrPhil_:
You haven't talked? Still?

DireAudi:
Ye..

DrPhil_:
Oh.

DireAudi:
...

DrPhil_:
...

DireAudi:
So Phil.

DrPhil_:
Ye?

DireAudi:
Tell me about you.

DrPhil_:
Like waht

DireAudi:
Fav color?
Age?
Hair color?
Country?
Do you like cats?
Favorite food?

DrPhil_:
All very important questions.
Let's see..
Blue
19
Black like my soul
England bitch
I love cats.
Popcorn.
Wbu?

DireAudi:
Purple or black, idk
18
Brown - boring..
amurica :(
cats are my family.
idk why but I really like baked Cheetos or raw cookie dough

DrPhil_:
Salmonella

DireAudi:
It hasn't killed me so far

DrPhil_:
so far

DireAudi:
You live in England??

DrPhil_:
Yea, London actually.
Don't stalk me.

DireAudi:
I won't lol

DrPhil_:
You live in the us?

DireAudi:
Sadly.

DrPhil_:
Where
I probably won't know what you're talking about though

DireAudi:
Florida.
If you don't know where Florida is I will come to London and smack you.

DrPhil_:
I LOVE FLORIDA

DireAudi:
But wait. The realist question of all the questions.

DrPhil_:
Yes?

DireAudi:
Do you have an accent?

DrPhil_:
I mean, yea.

DireAudi:
cool
*dies bc I love accents*

DrPhil_:
I don't see why accents are "sexy" to people

DireAudi:
Bc in America everyone is to lazy to talk correctly and everything is slang and boring.

DrPhil_:
Same here but to us you have the accent.

DireAudi:
But you don't think ours is sexy.

DrPhil_:
Ehh I didn't say that

DireAudi:
Okay, it's driving me insane and I want to know what you look like
-_-

DrPhil_:
eh nothing special

DireAudi:
I doubt it.
Cmon Philleh

DrPhil_:
Don't call me that

DireAudi:
Ok Philleh
You have to do it one day.

DrPhil_:
Do what

DireAudi:
Upload a picture of youuuu

DrPhil_:
No promises

A/N hi im now braces free but have to wear a retainer for three months straight. fml.
also, comment your favorite song bc I need new music.
Anyways, long chapter soooo: