FRIENDS.
057. ❛ honeymoon. ❜
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tony stank:
How are the old ball and chain?
Old?
tony stank:
New ball and chain.
That's better.
tony stank:
How's the honeymoon?
But don't give too many details, we all know that you two are doing each other.
renner 🏹:
There is a child in this groupchat.
tony stank:
I'm sorry.
They are either humping or screwing.
lizzie:
You really don't learn, do you?
tony stank:
Are they not?
Can you assure me that they aren't?
tony stank:
See your silence says it all.
See Chris isn't even responding because he's sleeping next to her.
izzy:
I would hope so because they are like a couple of hours ahead of us.
Australia must be nice.
It is nice and I'm really tired from our wandering. I really should be sleeping right now.
izzy:
What's stopping you?
Jet lag.
tony stank:
Jet lag = Chris Evans banging
spidey sense:
Really considering leaving this groupchat.
Don't leave, Tom.
We won't talk about it anymore,
I HOPE 🤞🏻
tony stank:
I can't keep any promises.
That's reassuring.
lizzie 💖:
When are you guys coming back?
Since I already miss you like crazy?
I miss you too, Lizzie.
pratt:
I miss your husband.
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