Graser: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
parker:What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs.
mrmitch:My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
stacy:The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it.
rusher:I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere.
dolphin:I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 7 years in a row now.
bayani: I'm selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
kiingtong:Why haven't you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they're really, really good at it.
poke:Woke up with a dead leg this morning. I will not take out a loan with the mafia ever again.
tofuu:A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.
dfield:You'll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everybody!
noboom: i dont trust stairs, there always up to something
grape: my friend keeps telling me im in the closet but thats narnia their business
straub: singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth, then its soap opera
bee:Which bees produce milk? The boo-bees!
dul: the rotation of the earth really makes my day
hbomb: why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days, dunno they're just a bit shady
tybzi: you know what they say about cliff hangers....
huahwi: what to hear a joke about construction? nah im still working on it
creeper: i have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo
PrivateFearless: what do you call a fake noodle, a impasta
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