Chapter Ten: Screaming, Fourth Walls, and Sword Fights
Just like how the book fandoms reread their series and then draw scenes to which they add memes, Doctor Who is rewatching the first season of Modern Doctor Who and adding memes as screencaps.
Doctor Who: I can already taste the "Hoe don't do it" on "Father's Day."
Suddenly, there is a loud kazoo noise right behind zir.
Gravity Falls: You called?
Doctor Who jumps, because all of a sudden, all of the Tumblr, Incorporated memelords are standing right behind zir.
Homestuck: Yo.
Doctor Who: Where did you come from?!
Percy Jackson: We heard the call of memes.
NSP: [CENSORED].
Doctor Who looks at NSP in disgust and Percy Jackson covers Gravity Falls' ears. There's a reason ninety percent of what he says is censored, you know. Once Percy Jackson stops covering his ears, Gravity Falls extends his arms towards NSP.
Homestuck: [whispers] Hoe don't do it
Gravity Falls: [points to NSP] WHAT'RE THOOOOOOSE
Homestuck: [whispers] oh my god
Percy Jackson: Dam NSP, back at it again with the WHITE VANS.
NSP decides for some reason that it is absolutely a fantastic idea to retaliate by spamming everyone with Pepes.
Sherlock: GOD DAMMIT.
Sherlock comes over to the group and immediately zeroes in on NSP. Obviously nobody trusts him, not even his bro Starbomb. And when the author says bro, she means brother. Like, as in biological brother.
Sherlock: YOU [CENSORED] DONKEY!
NSP: [leans on Sherlock's shoulder and wiggles his eyebrows] You know, Sher, some people have said that I am in fact extremely good in —
Sherlock: OH [CENSORED] NO.
Sherlock shoves NSP away from him.
Sherlock: I AM [CENSORED] ASEXUAL AND IF YOU DON'T GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO —
NSP: [innocently] [CENSORED] me?
Sherlock literally growls, takes out a knife, and starts to chase NSP. Doctor Who and the three remaining memelords awkwardly and unmovingly watch.
Doctor Who: Um.
Gravity Falls: Back to the, uh, show?
Doctor Who: Yeah.
Percy Jackson: Can we join?
Doctor Who: Yeah.
Homestuck: [whispers] Why you always lyin'?
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