Chapter Twelve: The Randomly-Breaking-Into-Song Squad

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Chapter Twelve: The Randomly-Breaking-Into-Song Squad

Everything is silent in the office. Nothing at all is going — wHAT THE — HOLY SH*T —

Phandom: HEEERE'S CHARLIE

Phandom has literally shoved a small child through the window. Oh my god.

TMI: HEY!

TMI storms over and grabs the child, tucking him under his arm.

TMI: Don't you ever talk to me or my son ever again.

Hamilton: I'm not your son.

Charlie: Hi, Uncle TMI!

Homestuck walks through the office wearing a duck costume.

Doctor Who: What is going on today?!

Sherlock: [looking around with a disdainful look on his face] No idea.

Something in Gravity Falls' extremely weird brain suddenly clicks, and he instantly starts screaming.

Gravity Falls: WEIRDMAGEDDON IS UPON US!

Gravity Falls runs away screaming. Supernatural is actually calm for once, though. Currently, she's cutting the head off of a wooden carving of Amara, like, How dare she try to steal Dean away from Cas. Honestly, I can't disagree. I hate it too, even though I've only watched like two episodes of season eleven because I can't find it anywhere.

Supernatural: I've seen weirder.

Percy Jackson: Ever seen a giant crocodile?

Supernatural: Yeah.

Percy Jackson looks at her dubiously.

Supernatural: Okay, kind of.

Miraculous swings through the window, breaking the glass. Merlin groans.

Merlin: Okay, that's it. I'm installing an entrance window.

Avengers: I can help.

So now apparently there's going to be an entrance window.

The theme song plays.

Meanwhile, Harry Potter is messing with her computer.

Harry Potter: DOCTOR WHOOOOO! THE WIFI'S BROKEN.

Out of sight, Doctor Who groans.

Phandom: Hey!

Harry Potter: [flatly] What?

Phandom: Do you want to play the 7 Second Challenge?

Awkward silence.

Phandom: It's Dan's birthday ya know.

Harry Potter: ...Sorry, who?

Phandom: Dan Howell? danisnotonfire?

Harry Potter doesn't respond.

Phandom: You know, the guy with dark brown hair in my vids who's always wearing black?

Harry Potter: ?

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