Chapter Fifteen: The War Between the Worlds

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Chapter Fifteen: The War Between the Worlds

And hold on. I should warn you. Before this all begins. This is a pretty serious chapter. There aren't that many jokes, but it's still one of the coolest chapters I've ever gotten to write. I think you'll like it. Anyway, everyone is working, as usual. Wait no scratch that, that's not a normal thing never mind. Anyway, everything's quiet —

Hamilton and Gravity Falls: MURICAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sigh] Never mind.

Gravity Falls: USA! USA!

Gravity Falls and Hamilton have burst through the window next to the entrance window (Merlin sighs) carrying multiple American flags and wearing all red, white and blue. Gravity Falls is even carrying an eagle.

Gravity Falls: FREEDOM EAGLE HATES TRUMP!

Sherlock: Everyone hates Trump.

Gravity Falls: Yeah, well, in a mayoral election in Gravity Falls, we have a freedom eagle.

Nearly everyone gives Gravity Falls a weird look.

Gravity Falls: So the voters buy birdseed and throw it at the candidate they like best, and when they release the freedom eagle, it flies toward the candidate with the most birdseed and —

Doctor Who: Eats the birdseed?

Percy Jackson: Knowing Gravity Falls, that's probably not it.

Gravity Falls continues on with what he was saying, completely unfazed.

Gravity Falls: — bestows a kiss upon said candidate.

Sherlock: That makes absolutely —

Gravity Falls holds out a hand.

Gravity Falls: I get that a lot.

Over in a corner, Jacksepticeye and Phandom are laughing about something.

Jacksepticeye: [trying not to laugh] Hey, why don't you guys have gun control yet?

Every American in the room stands up and turns to Jacksepticeye: Supernatural, Percy Jackson, Hamilton, Gravity Falls, OTGW, Avengers, TUC, and even Markiplier.

Avengers: Okay look at it this way: We're excessively patriotic to deal with the fact that our government is actually sh*t.

TUC: America is basically like that one kid who bullies everyone, and then you find out his parents abused him.

Hamilton: And let me explain you a thing about our politics. Basically, the constitution and everything was written by a bunch of racist and sexist white guys in a time where shootings weren't actually a big thing and actual wars were happening and you needed to hunt to get food. Also there were duels and sh*t. So the second amendment happened. Now, we can't just, you know, stroll in and go, "hey can I see the actual constitution please?" That's like a British person walking into the place where the Crown Jewels are kept and asking the guards if they can have them and the guards just agreeing like — and I quote the Lafayette family motto here — "why not?" And seriously, we know stuff is wrong with our government if they're allowing that —

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