The Romeo Problem

Texting

Romeo: Bold

Juliet: Italics

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Fri, Jan 22, 8:07 p.m

Hey, babe, what are you doing?

How many times do I have to tell you? DON'T CALL ME BABE!

Chill out! So what if I have a pet name for you?

We aren't dating!

Not yet anyway. Want to go out with me?

No.

Come on! Next Saturday we can go to the movies and watch that new rom-com.

I hate rom-coms.

What do you like then?

Horror, fantasy, sci-fi, action, and adventure kind of stuff. And regular comedy. I just don't care for the romantically stuff.

Oh yeah? Well how about we go see that new fantasy-adventure movie? What's it called? Hold on I'll look it up.

Oh yeah, it's called The Guardian of Magic. It looks like it's gotten pretty good reviews. It has a 95% on AwesomeMoviez.com. How about it?

I'm already seeing it on opening night with my friends.

Oh come on! You are kidding me right?

Nope :P

You're such a tease.

I am not!

Are too!

D-2

...You're kidding me right? Did you just make a Star Wars reference?

Yeah, so?

I love Star Wars.

Me too. Dang it. I have something in common with you.

Hey! What's wrong with having something in common with me?

Have you met you? You're annoying.

Ouch! Oh fair sweet Juliet, why must you hurt me so?

Stop being such a drama queen.

How about you choose when we go out?

How about never?

Please, just one little date!

Fine how about February 30th?

Awesome!

Fri, Jan 22, 8:18 p.m

Wait a minute! There's no February 30th!

That took you way to long to figure out.

Shut up! I merely had a blond moment.

...You're not even blond.

It's just an expression!

Maybe you are just dumb.

I am not! I had a 3.7 GPA at my old school.

Wow, I'm actually surprised.

See! I am smart.

Not to brag or anything but I have straight A's.

Wow, hot and smart! You're the whole package.

Julie?

Juliet?

Fri, Jan 22, 8:27 p.m

Are you there?

Yeah, I'm here. Sorry I just didn't know how to respond to that. Then I got trapped playing Plants vs Zombies.

Ooh! How far are you?

I beat the game.

Me too. Have you played the second one?

Yep, but I haven't beaten it yet. I personally think that the first one is way more fun.

I agree. The second has its moments though.

We've been texting for like 27 minutes.

Yeah so?

I don't know why I'm texting you in the first place. You're so flirty and annoying.

It's because you like me. :)

Hell no.

Admit it. You like me.

Never in a million years.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl.

It'll take you ten years to get over me? You're kidding me right? That's way too long.

She'll call you 'Mommy.' ;)

Oh crap here comes the pickup lines. Yeah that's never going to happen.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

There's a reason why you're not a photographer.

You look so familiar... didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

...We have like four classes together! Not just chemistry.

:) You admitted that we have chemistry.

Chemistry CLASS! We have chemistry class together!

Still counts.

Does not!

It totally does.

I have to go. My sister needs some help with something.

Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow.

You are so cheesy. Goodnight, Cameron.

Goodnight, Hunter.