A pounding headache is what wakes me. I groan and roll over expecting there to be more bed to roll on. Nope. I fall over the edge of the couch and land on a warm body.
I freeze hoping I don't wake whoever it is up. Well I did anyways. I'm face to face with a pair of sleepy blue eyes stare at me. Andy.
"Sam? What the fuck are you doing" he whispers. His breath smells like cigarettes and alcohol "Ah, well you see I kind of ran out of couch to roll on" I whisper back. "Oh" I sit back up on the couch "Anyways, I'm going to find some breakfast. Want to come?"
I wait for him to answer but his eyes are in my mid section. I look down at myself. I'm only wearing my spandex and bra. I yelp and look at Andy, who is only wearing boxers. I close my eyes in frustration "Why the hell are we almost naked?" Andy still seems out of it, "ANDY!"
He shakes his head "Um, Jinxx was ranting about how clothes are restrictive and un - I quote him - fashionable pieces of cloth that restrict our freedom" He shrugs "And we all kinda went along with it"
I rub my forehead "Shit, I was drunk" I rummage around in the couch, attempting to find my clothes. I find my shorts and pull them on. I find my shirt too, but it smells like sweat and alcohol. I smell it and gag. Andy, who is attempting to pull on his jeans without stepping on Jake, looks at me "Need a shirt?"
"Yeah that would be great" He steps over Jinx and slips into the bunk area.
When he comes back he looks shocked. I raise my eyebrow in question. "Just saw you friend Kat and Cc tangled together. In my bunk. Of all FUCKING PLACES! MY BUNK!" I have to force myself not to laugh at him, but a snort escapes me. Andy gives me a look that could kill. He throws me a grey shirt. I pull it on - it's soft and smells good.
I silently work my way to the door with Andy stumbling behind me. When we finally make it out side I lead Andy towards Kat's van.
"Hopefully she left the keys under the engine." I mutter as I get on the ground reaching to grab them. "You seem to be struggling their my mini Purdy" comments Andy "No shit - AH! Got them" I push my self of the ground and wave them at Andy.
"Ready to get some chow?" "Been ready my whole life"
Andy climbs in the passenger's seat mumbling about how some short dwarf must have sat in it last. Laughing I tell him "Grab the lever on the side and push back"
He does and he sighs as his giraffe legs stretch out.
I dig around in the center console. I finally find my Ipod that I jammed full of my favorite songs. Plugging it in I ask "What would you like to listen to my dear?" Andy raises his eyebrows "My dear? Did you just call me 'My dear'?"
"Yes Andy, now shut up and be our DJ" I throw the slim device at him and start the van. I search directions to the nearest I hop, which turns out to be 20 miles away. I find a all you can eat buffet 5 minutes away from the concert.
As we pull out, Andy finally finds a song and 'I was made for lovin you' by Kiss pounds from the van's reinforced speakers.
"Didn't know you were a fan of old rock" comments Andy. "I had a foster mom that loved rock and roll, and I kinda fell in love with it too" "You grew up in the foster system?"
"Yup, ever since I was 1" I say "But, Ashley didn't. Why did you?"
Shit, I knew this question was going to be asked eventually. I sigh "I really don't know. Ashley got sent off with our grandparents and I guess I was just put in the system. Ashley might know, but I've wondered my whole life" I can see him looking at me with sympathy from the corner of my eye "I'm sorry" "Thanks"
We ride the rest of the way in silence minus the music.
I pull into a large parking lot and announce "We have arrived" Andy leans forward so he can see the name of the buffet. "All you can eat buffet?" he looks at me "I think I love you" he says. I throw my head back and laugh "Let me guess, not because of my looks but my choice of food?" I ask, but he's already out of the van and heading towards the big doors.
When I finally catch up to him, he already has two plates, with one piled with food already. "Hurry up Sam! I want to eat" I roll my eyes and examine the buffet. A sign to the side says 'Personalized Omelets Made Here' "Fuck yes. They have omelets" I say. I ask the guy by the kitchen to make me one and 10 minutes later he comes back with PERFECTION on a plate.
I say thank you and continue walking down the buffet. I grab a bottle of apple juice and a bottle of water. Andy has already sat down and is pounding down food.
When I sit down he looks up with a mouth full of food and smiles "This is the best fucking place ever" he says showing me all the chewed up food in his mouth. "Ew. Fuck Andy that's gross!" I laugh.
Opening my bottle of water, I grab the salt shaker and dump some in the bottle. Andy looks at me with disgust "You say I'm disgusting." he says "I heard somewhere that salt helps hangovers."
"Oh, that's still gross." I laugh and look outside the sun is bright and the light hurts my head. I reach down and pull my sunglasses out of my purse and put them on. Andy looks at me with understanding.
We don't talk to each other for the next few minutes while we are shoveling food down our faces. Finally the two of us can't eat another bite.
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Hey guys, sorry it's kinda short and dopey 3:
Anyways, I put a video at the top. Its from a mini youtube series called 'Average Joe' It's made by Andy Biersack's cousin Joe Flanders. So Andy stars in several episodes, and this is probably the funniest out of all of them, or at least the ones containing Andy. I almost died laughing at Andy.
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