WELL ETTA SAW THAT WE WERE ENDING THE BOOK, IF YOU CALL IT THAT, AND WANTED TO LEAVE YOU A GOODBYE STORY. IT'S HEARTWARMING AND REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKED UP. AGAIN, THIS IS DONE IN THE LUNCH ROOM. I GUESS THIS IS WHERE HER INSPIRATION COMES. BUT AS A THANK YOU FOR LETTING HER OTHER FUCKED UP STORY IN ON OF THE OTHER CHAPTERS, WE PRESENT TO YOU:
SUSAN AND MARY.
FGFGRTFGCADXVCFXDSQWDECFEDFRDS. UM, EXCUSE HER. SHE'S WRITING WITH HER HEAD NOW “BECAUSE I'M FUCKING AWESOME!”. OKAY, NOW ETTA'S GOODBYE STORY.
Mary: “THIS IS THE END FOR HUMANITY."
Susan: “DON’T GIVE UP MARY."
Mary: "IT’S TO LATE SUE."
Susan: "NO! IT CAN CHANGE."
Mary: "OPEN YOUR EYES! IN 30 SECONDS, OUR MOON IS GOING TO CRASH INTO THE PLANET'S ATMOSPHERE.”
Susan: “I’M SORRY, IT’S JUST I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.”
Mary: "WHAT WHAT IS IT.”
Susan: “I’M YOUR BROTHER.”
Mary: “NO”
Susan: “YES.”
Mary: “NO.”
Susan: 'YES.”
Mary: “NO.”
Susan: "YES.”
Mary: “FINE. I’M LEAVING! AND TO THINK I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU!”
Susan: "YOU’RE A LESBIAN??”
Mary: “IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! I’M PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY.
MY EYES LOCKED WITH HIS AS THE MOON GREW CLOSER TO OUR PLANET.
Susan: “WHAT! HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW I WAS A GUY… YOU'RE PREGNANT, YOU ASSHOLE!”
Mary: “I JUST ASSUMED THAT YOU WERE A GIRL BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS SUSAN!”
Susan: “FUCK YOU, MY PARENTS WERE HIGH!"
THE MOON WAS NOW CLOSER TO THE ATMOSPHERE.
Susan: “WE SHOULDN’T FIGHT MARY. IT’S OUR LAST DAY ON PLANET ZEPTURD”
Mary: “SUSAN. I AM YOUR CHEETO.”
Susan: GASP. "NO."
I EXPLAINED MY CHEETONESS DIEASE . SUDDENLY SUSAN PULLED OUT A GUN.
Susan: "FREEZE!”
Mary: “IT DOESN’T HAVE TO END THIS WAY”
Susan: “SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! YOU DON’T KNOW ME!”
Mary: “I KNOW THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO YOURSELF SUSAN. I’M NOT REAL”
Susan: “AHHHHHHH!”
PATIENT 1256 A.K.A. SUSAN KILLED THEMSELVES WITH A PISTOL. REPORTS SAY HE WAS SCREAMING “MARY! MARY SHUT UP!”
NO ONE KNOWS WHY, BUT THAT DAY, THE MOON WAS KNOCKED OUT OF ORBIT.
BYE BYE!
–ETTA SHERMAN.
By the way, Sabrina ate Haley LOLOLOLOL TROLL
WTF ETTA!!!!!!!!!!
Die Etta!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~Haley
Bye bye!
~Etta
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