Chapter ➳ one;

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*** BEFORE YOU READ ***

I am so sorry I'm advance for the horrible grammatical mistakes that will 100% be in this book, I was young and just learning how to make these type of books back then so.. yeah. I don't know why this book got a lot of views / likes / comments but they definitely boosted up my confidence, so may Jesus bless you all xoxo gossip girl.

Chapter one of Roasted.

On Twitter:
@jarpad - I am not getting a hair cut @mishacollins stop asking :(

@ashton.l - You scared after cutting it you'll lose all your fans :(

@jarpad - No but if you're gonna roast me at least use your own emoji

In Twitter DM's: Jared.
@ashton.l - I am certainly not roasting you, and if I was, you'd be totally burned by now.

@jarpad - What's so bad about my hair anyway?

@ashton.l - It is long and greasy, you probably need to wash it more often.

@jarpad - Excuse me I wash my luscious locks every two days, thank you. You're just jealous.

Ashton Lee changed Jared Padalecki's name to Luscious Lock Guy.

Luscious Lock Guy - Did you just..

@ashton.l - Yes, I think I did :)

Luscious Lock Guy - And what should I call you?
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(I know you cannot change the names in Twitter Dm's, I'm just adding what I wish could happen).

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