ROASTED • JARED PADALECKI • COMPLETED • Wattys 2017

Chapter ➳ twelve;

Chapter twelve of Roasted.

On Twitter:
@jarpad - Cannot wait to see Australia! One more week :)

@jacobbby - Yeah, so you can meet the bitch of an animal, @ashton.l

In Twitter Dm's: Group.
Misha - thE HELL IS THIS JACOB ??????

Ashton - I don't know.

Jensen - Then how does he know your account, and how dare he call you as such :(

Ashton - It's okay, I'm used to it by now.

Jared - Don't worry about him Ash, he just hasn't realised that his boyfriend is an idiot.

Misha - So Jared knows about this and I don't? I'm hurt Ashton, hurt.

Ashton - My ex best friend's boyfriend is a cow, let's just say that.

Jensen - I'm sorry :(

Misha - Me too :(

Jared - Me three :(

Ashton - Thank you so much guys, I've only known you for a month and you're already better than Jacob.

Jensen - He's like Jacob Saturn dude.

Misha - Who?

Ashton - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jared - It's Satorius or something like that.

Jensen - Oh yeah that makes more sense.

Misha - So I've already started packing my whole bedroom, what about you guys?

Jared - I've already packed everything I need. Obviously leaving clothes and essentials out for the last week.

Ashton - UGH

Jared - What?

Ashton - nevER SaY eSSenTIalS please I'm begging you :/

Jensen - What's wrong with the word essentials?

Misha - ESSENTIALS ESSENTIALS ESSENTIALS ESSENTIALS

Ashton - oh mY

Jared - I'm sorry I'll never do it again.

In Twitter Dm's: Jared.
Ashton - So are you really excited to see me?

Jared - WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

Ashton - A sexy one I hope ;)

Jared - Of coarse I am Ashlee, I cannot wait to see you, it's been three months and four days since we first talked!!

Ashton - !WARNING! When I see you, as much as I hate you, I will probably cry and hug you and I'll probably face plant somehow bc I cannot reach your arms.

Jared - I'm only 6'3??

Ashton - SWEET HOLY JESUS I Am 5'5

Jared - So to be precise I am like 84 cm taller than you :)

Ashton - Oh my god I am the height of a twelve year old I swear. I pass all these high schoolers and they look down on me.

Jared - I love short girls, don't worry Ashton stop stressing about everything!

Ashton - I need coffee.

Jared - That's not healthy for you, and you know it.

Ashton - Coffee needs to be in my system right now Jared help.

Jared - Turn around ;)

Ashton - YOU BUTT FACE I GOT SO HAPPY FOR A SECOND THEN DON'T!!!! :(:(:(:(

Jared - You were happy that you though I was there? How sweet, little girl.

Ashton - Hey watch your tone with me Mr.

Jared - I'm sorry I can't help it. Hey I'm going to need a photo of you for when we meet and I can recognise you.

Ashton - 'Hey' you've seen my profile picture isn't that enough??

Jared - PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

Ashton - Okay okay this might take a while, I need to get good lighting.

Ashton - Well now I need one of you, because I don't wanna forget what you look like.

Jared - You are so beautiful Ashton :)

Ashton - Oh shut up Jared, but thank you. noW HURRY UP

Jared -

Ashton - Damn with the wink yes you slay Jarpad ;)

Jared - Sorry I took so long, I had to find me some good lighting!

Ashton - Oh my god did you just mock me? I think you did. Congratulations Jared your first mock :)

Jared - Thank you.