Random Ass Updates And Shit

RYAN ROSS AT WORK ECPERIENCE

so today is  my first day of work experience at a nursery 2 mins away from my hiouse

lunch break is nearly over so  I gotta type fast lmapo

but lemme make something clear: I am generally not good with kids

so I get there they show me around and there isn't 1 specific thing I gotta do like I just have to play with kids and sing and do story time

so I see the people there interacting normally and I'm like eh lemme be casual

I go to these 2 girls on the storytime carpet

me: hey what's your name? :)

girl 1 and 2: *laugh while looking at eachother*

me: uhh do you want me to read you a story? :)

girl 1 and 2: *get up and run away*

boy: *is sitting there*

me: hey, what's that you're playing? :)

him: *stares into the abyss*

girl: *is playing around with puzzly pieces*

me: oooh, are you tryna solve the puzzle?

her: *looks at me*  *keeps playing with puzzle piece*

*cue similar scenarios*

then I'm like fml am I gonna spend the next week like this?

then this smol girl  approaches me and I'm like do you wanna play and then she gets all happy and I tell her stories and I spent ike an hour with her

she is the ryan ross girl

why? she has an obsession with milk.

*me reading a book about milkshakes*: fruity fluffy frizzy milkshake something like that... do you like  ilkshakes?

her: YESSS

me: what's your favourite flavour?

her: MILK...... and stwabewies, and chocolate

me: why do you like milkshakes?

her: because MILK

-she goes on talking about milk so much is was amaxizng*

she was so savage tho

then she went on tt tell me about how her she liked mermaids and her favourite was her mum even though she wasn't a mermaid.

then she went on about her dad:

her: my daddy kicks ass (note: she is 3)

me: oh wow, really?

her: yeah! he also slaps my ass *points to her butt*

me: *laughs awkwardly*

wHALE THEN

there was this kid who kept interrupting singing time bc people weren't perfectly singing

and I don't mean like a slight remark

I mean full on crying like "BUT THE SONG ISN'T  ON TIME" *squirms on the floor*

when a 4 year old kid knows more about timing then most 15  year olds

 then I found this other savage cute lil girl and she ended up telling me stories it was noice

then there were 2 other girls along with the milk girl

(okay I did not have enough time to finish this during the break lmao and I ended up posting this the next day (technically 2 since it's past midnight))

and one of them asked if I had children

also ngl but the quietest children end up being the most interesting and sweet when you get to know him

like omg this smol boy listen

I was telling a story to some kids who's attention span is shorter than mine for once, when he came and started listening, the story was about bears going into the woods

me after a point in the story: wow! are you afraid of going into the woods?

him: *shakes his head* I'ma bwave boy *shows his 'muscles'*

and like since then (yesterday) he became attached to me and whenever he wants me to read him a story he has to read the whole storytime carpet ready with whatever he is planning

but it's kinda sad bc sometimes he's all happy then suddenly he goes all quiet and I'm like "awh *name here*, what's wrong? are you okay?"

him: *in the most adorable way ever* I just want my mummy

me: aw it's okay, she'll come to pick you up later, okay?

him *nods*

me: do you want me to read you a story to cheer you up?

him: *nods*

        *gives me his hand*

          *is happy a few moments later*

that child is so cute guys I stg and he likes drilling homes in playdoh

also I ffound myself locked out of the house at lunch so I had to go back to the nursery and stay in the staff room

so after one of them was repeatedly asking questions about my school bc her daughter was going to my secondary school,

the ladies there started fucking talking about planned pregnancies which escalated about sex and orgasms and I'm not shy or anything about that shit but it was a bit awkward for a few seconds bc they probably thought I would find it awkward

lmao they don't know what my wattpad library looks like oops

and you know the best part?

one of the ladies' nieces goes to my school

she is in my year

I talk to her sometimes

I've even done a play with her and debating and she's in my  art class I am scarred for life

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway

I think that's it

also on a less generally exciting note (well for you guys maybe)

I had this debate graduation thingy (it's a separate debate thing fro school) at king's college and even though I missed the food bc of work experience, I ended up winning a nandos voucher bc of my outstanding attendance

my school probably wouldn't believe that bc my school attendance is so bad

who can blame me, it's not my fault school skins and crushes my self esteem and completely ruins my decent mood and mental health :)

salt

that moment when you think you published this and check the next day to find out it's still a draft .-.

~Lydia~