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BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE SALT

I am livid at argos rn ngl

If you don't know what that is its  like a shop that sells so much shit ranging from toys to tvs to laptops

So my ukulele broke

I went to argos the next day (it was on Tuesday on Wednesday that i went i tuink)

I get a new one

All's well

I got home it plays fine but there's this scartch/dent thing at the neck

Im like okay imma go exchange it

I go the next day

Out of stock

I reserve ut for the day after

The next day this shitty cashier serves me and he makes me feel so uncomfortable like he is invading my space emotionally idek how to explain that shit like wtf hoe

But just listen

Me: *gets there tells him what's wrong*

Him: *gets the uke out*
            It's a guitar, yeah?

Me: a ukulele.

Him: *randomly strums*
              Can you play well?

Me: I suppose

Him: do you sing as well?

LIKE BRO WTF HOW ABOUT YOU STFU
Me: *laughs and gives him a salty look* sometimes

Him: i used to play these in primary fam

I LITERALLY DID NOT ASK FOR ANY OF THIS I JIST WANTED TO GET MY FUCKING UKUELLE

either way, it still wasnt in store

I got again yesterday and get a new one

Im like phew it looks fine

I tune it and play it it's fine

Then i try fingerpicking and the A string is higher that bob bryar in most fics and you can barely hear it

I go again today to exchange it and guess what

THEY GIVE ME THE FIRST FUCKING UKULELE THAT I BOUGHT FROM THEM? LIKE? WHAT THE FUCK?

so yeah

Im salty

Very salty

*aggressively plays ukulele into the sunset*