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FANFICTION! AT THE FUCKING ENGLISH EXAM™

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FANFCITION! AT THE FUCKING ENGLISH EXAM™

okay so today we had an English language exam. okay? okay.

so,

part of paper one is the creative writing task (you probably know where this is going)

the paper was generally basically about an event or some shit and how writers bring the scene to life

I get to the task, and it says basically write a story about a group of friends who go to an event and talk about their reaction

so I'm thinking what I should do, I thought Lydia no fanfiction

Lydia NO FANFCITION

LYDIA NO FUCKING FANFICTION THIS IS YOUR ENGLISH EXAM

guess what I wrote? fucking fanfiction

I literally could not stop myself bc I couldn't come up with anything else

I thought come on lets at least make this with no gay couples bc chill

I fucking couldn't

so here's basically what it was about:

lyn-z, Ashley (halsey), brendon and ryan go to download festival (here it goes...)

lyn-z is all hyped up about it bc she was the one who brought them in her parents' car after saying it was just a 'simple concert'

Ashley is happy bc fave band members and she gets to escape this family gathering

brendon is mad af bc he has a maths exam and has to revise

ryan is like why am I here I hate the people I hate the smell ew

fastforward to them in the crowd, I kinda had to put in some Ashley/lyn-z fluff

like it wasn't even planned but the way it started with no point of return was "Lyn-z smiled in response as a thank you *words to that effect*. After all, she wasn't the best with words, especially when it came to Ashley."

so yeah my gay ass couldn't contain the gay

then I talked about how they were in the crowd and holding hands and it felt like heaven for both but neither knew that the other fely like that etc etc etc

tbh I didn't know what to include bc download= basically drugs and drinking so I didn't know if I could talk about that

anyways after that description aka after their fave band gets off the stage they're like bro where are the others lmao did they actually decide to enjoy themselves?

they get out of the crowd and find ryan resting his head on brendon's shoulder bc he had an anxiety attack bc he hates loud noises with people swarming the place

also turns out brendon had his maths book on him

so it ends with brendon and ryan heading back home and lynz and Ashley staying

4 1/3 pages wasn't enough to I asked the examiner for another sheet of paper which I filled 1 1/2 pages off

boi did that earn me wtf looks

so I finish the writing and kinda freak out bc holy shit I just wrote fanfiction help me pls

my friends (jk lmao what friends) laugh their ass off at me and shake their head in disapproval

I'm like neigh okay this is a mock and the exam board is gonna mark it anyways oops

we then had an English lesson and I asked the teacher if we get our papers back and not only the grades

SHE SAID THE SCHOOL'S ENGLISH TEACHERS WILL BE FUCKING MARKING THEM

GUYS IM GONNA DIE

KILL ME

I FEEL LIKE IT'S GONNA BE REALLY AWKWARD

I DIDN'T EVEN USE MANY 'BIG WORDS' IF ANY BC I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD TO UNTIL WE GOT TO CLASS

FUCK

MY

LIFE

YES ITA YOU'LL PROBABLY BE READING THIS YOU WERE LAUGHING AT ME IN ENGLISH HOE AND YOU'RE FUCKING CHEATING ON ME I STG

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

THIS IS 577 WORDS WHAT IS LIFE

AND THAT EXAM SECTION IS WORTH 40 MARKS AKA HALF THE PAPER

I EITHER ACED IT OR FAILED IT

BYE HERE'S SOMETHING IM WORKING ON TO EASE THE STRESS AND CRIPPLING ANXIETY

yes this is my own-ish version of Harley Quinn bc bae

so yeah

that was the story of how I suck at life

and another way in which fanfiction fucked me up

and how I'm probably failing my exam

save me from the nothing ive becomE