A Jackass Life. (A Bam Margera Love story)

Typical steve-o

It's been a hectic few days since I first and finally became a member of jackass.
None the less, it's great. The guys have all made me feel welcome, along with the Accational prank or two between filming.
But, I expected that. Since I technically
am the newbie around here now.

Knoxville by far has gotten me the best by putting crab clips on the back of my arms and a snapping turtle on a stick.
Wee-man got me with a water gun full of piss. That was interesting to say the least.
Me and Ryan have gotten along well. He's a good person to talk to.
Stevo-O puts so many things in his mouth and pukes it all back up, I don't know how he keeps anything in his stomach.
Pontius  just likes to whip out his dick and try to hit me or touch me with it.
Dave likes shitting anywhere and everywhere he can.
Preston gets shit at a lot, and me and Bam have started to become close over the past few days.
Bam is honestly so nice and awesome.  He's pulled some good pranks on me too. I've learned to not fall asleep on set. 😂 then again, that was Knoxville and Bam
But, Bam and I have really hit it off, we like the same music, Cars, We both love skateboarding, and obviously doing stupid stunts for laughter.
It's been great. 

I'm standing next to Jeff and pontius as Knoxville introduces himself and then gets an alligator stuck biting his nipple.
We all laughed, and I was for sure glad I didn't have to do that skit.

I walked away from the crew to go get coffee, and felt an arm snake around my shoulders.
"Hey pretty lady, what are you up to?"
Steve-O said coming up behind me.

"Just getting coffee" I said chucking. " what are you doing?"
"Nothing much. Just preparing to walk a line over alligators while chicken sticks out of my ass" he replied like it was nothing.
We both busted out laughing and caused me to spill my coffee.

*Bam's P.O.V*

I was watching Knoxville's nipple get bit by Alligator teeth, and glanced over at the sound of laughter coming from Riley at the coffee table.

Her and Steve-O were laughing about something, and curiosity got the better of me. 

"Be right back" I said to Ryan before walking to the Porto-potties next to the coffee table.

I can hear what there talking about from inside.
Steve-O was just saying something about his next skit.
Nothing to interesting, but I could tell he was trying to impress her. But he was making her laugh.
'Typical Steve-o.' I huffed

I was about to exit the Porto-pottie, until Preston, who was painted and dressed up as King Kong dumped it over with me still inside.
Shit and piss went everywhere, lucky none of it got on me.
I unlocked the door, and Preston helped me out.

We laughed, and then I glanced at Riley who was laughing her ass off and smiled at me.

"What are you laughing at Jameson?" I said as I sprinted to her with my arms wide open ready to embrace her. She ran, and the camera crew and the guys watched as she ran off and I chased her for a few moments.

Everyone was laughing, including Riley.
"It's okay, nothing got on me." I laughed. "I'm clean"

"Dickhead" she mumbled coming up to me and shrugging my shoulders with a laugh and sarcastic smirk.

* Riley's P.O.V *
I'm  gonna get Bam back for scaring me like that.

Steve-o was getting on his thing for his next skit, and I was standing next to Ryan and Bam looking at the alligators from the fence.

"This the last skit for today?" I asked Jeff and he nodded.
"Good, I'm fucking starving"
"I'm sure Steve-o will share some of his chicken with you?" Bam said mocking me.
" I'm good. He can keep his ass chicken" I said laughing.

And Bam laughed with me.
We watched Steve-o do his skit and watch the chicken get taken by the alligator and Steve-o almost get bit by another one as he tried to jump on the ground to run away.
It was hilarious.

After all filming was done for the day, I was going to go get some food, and then go back to my hotel and catch up on sleep.

"Hey, you wanna catch a bite to eat?" Asked Bam offering me a ride in his purple lambo.

"Yeah, sure" I answered.
I got into his passenger seat and we ended up deciding on Chinese food.

*time skip*
Bam drive me back to my hotel, and I thanked him, before opening the door of his lambo and getting out.
He got out of his side and walked me to my hotel door.

" thanks for getting food with me"

"No problem Bam. I didn't really wanna share Steve-o's ass chicken anyway" we both laughed.

"Have a good night.  You have a skit to do tomorrow" I nodded at Bam.

I hugged him. "Thanks for the food and the ride"
"No problem. Goodnight"
"Night" I said as I walked into my hotel room and Bam got back into his car and drove away.

"Shit, I have a skit tomorrow" I said flopping down on the bed.

And not so long after that, I fell asleep, worrying about my skit with bulls tomorrow.