When a girl finally has what it takes to become a new member of the jackass crew, the boys welcome her with open arms. But one of the cast catches her eye. Will her feelings get in the way of filming? Or will they motivate her to try better, more ex...
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I'm Riley Jameson. ( the picture is her) And hopefully, the new member of jackass crew.
I have tattoos, my nose and my septum are pierced. I have a H.I.M tattoo in between my boobs. I love to skateboard and do stunts. I've very outgoing, and I'm not a 'people person' but, that might change.
I absolutely love Jackass, and have seen all the episodes and watched the movie. There actually part of the reason I love doing stunts. I've been a fan of Jonny Knoxville, Steve-o , Ryan Dunn and Bam margera mostly. There stunts are the funniest, an most painful i think.
I got a call from Jeff tremain this morning, and he wants me to fly out to west Chester, Pa tomorrow and meet the crew. If everything works out, I'll be officially a jackass. If you get my puns. 😂 I leave first thing tomorrow morning, and will have an 8 hour flight. Totally worth it though.
Packing is a drag, but luckily I already have it done, now comes the nerve-racking and anxiety filled plane ride to meet the jackass boys and hope I don't get pranked the first time I meet them.
*Next morning* I woke up late. Fuck. Looks like I'm gonna have to go makeup less til the flight. All well.
I changed my Clothes from Pajama shorts and a T-shirt to my H.I.M jacket, My tank top, and my black skinny jeans.
Maybe Bam will notice my jacket? Who knows.
*time skip* I boarded the plane and got seated. Ready to spend the next 8 hours bored out of my mind. My phone buzzed (vibrated) in my jacket pocket.
Jeff~ Hey Riley, you catch your flight alright?
Riley~ Hi Jeff, yeah I boarded my plane thanks for asking.
Jeff~ No problem. When you land, I'll be there to pick you up. Just look for a sign.
I thanked him again, and then tried my best to take a nap.
*4 hours later* I woke up from my nap. Seeing the time was 11:06. I had 4 more hours to go. This sucks. I pulled out my phone, and checked social media until I got bored. Deciding I had to pass the time some how, I plugged in my headphones and watched Some episodes of Viva La Bam. ( I don't think the show was out yet, but whatever)
*time skip*
The plane was landing, and my stomach was turning with anxiousness. Nervous, anxious, excited, and yet somehow still terrified. But, I couldn't wait. It also didn't help that I hadn't eaten anything this morning cause of waking up late. I'll just get a coffee or something on the way. I grabbed my luggage, and made my way down to the walkway. (Never been on a plane, so idk what it's called) and looked for a sign with my name on it, and found Jeff holding a sign that said 'Jameson' on it.
I walked up to him and smiled. He did the same, and kindly took 2 of my 3 bags. I mentally thanked myself for doing my makeup on the plane.
Me and Jeff walked to his car and talked about what the plans were for me meeting the guys and how the movie production was gonna happen and etc. we stopped at a little coffee shop on the way to the studio and I thanked him for it.
After getting back in the car with Jeff, we drove the rest of the way to west Chester. "We're meeting the guys at around 4. They should be at the studio by then." Said Jeff, and I nodded in understanding. Seeing that the clock read '3:57' now, and we had just made it to the studio.
We walked in, and made our way up to a conference room. Jeff opened the door, and there sat the jackass crew. Bam, Knoxville, Erhen, Pontius, wee-man, Steve-o, Ryan, Dave, and Preston. All eyes were on me, and Jeff pulled out my chair for me to sit. I thanked him, and waited for him to sit.
"Okay guys, this is Riley. She's gonna be the new member of jackass." Said Jeff.
"Wait, you mean if she passes her audition right?" Bam asked. Jeff nodded. "Audition?" I was confused. Bam chuckled. "You didn't tell her did you Jeff?" And Jeff shook his head. " I was about to. Riley, to get in jackass, you gotta prove you can do the stunts. You have to audition."
"What do I have to do?" I asked, my eyebrow raised, and I glanced at all the guys.
"Blow dart in the ass" said Steve-O. "Blow darts in the ass?" I asked just making sure I heard right. They all nodded. "Deal. When? " they all looked at me, I guess not expecting me to agree so quickly. "Tomorrow." Answered Jeff with a laugh. "Damnit, Fuck you Ryan" Said Bam giving Ryan 5$. " told you she'd agree to do it" Ryan said laughing. I chuckled.
*next day* Great, I had to get blow darts stuck in my ass.
" alright Jameson, let's see what you got." States Jhonny with a wink.
"You couldn't handle it Knoxville" I joked with him. The guys whistled at the comment, and whistled again, as I took off my pants. Showing my ass in my lace underwear, and the tattoos that were placed on my legs. "I like this girl already" Stated Steve-O as he laughed. "How many blow darts have to go in my ass?" "4" "Let's do this" I said as I turned around and let Bam, Knoxville, Pontius, and Steve-O blow darts into my ass cheeks.
*time skip* I have 4 darts on my ass, but, now I can officially say I'm a cast member for jackass.
Picking out the darts, Bam walks in. "Need help?" He said laughing like an idiot. "Thanks, but I got it" I said picking the last of the 4 darts from my left ass cheek. I was bleeding, but it wasn't anything unusual for me. I was used to stupid stunts like this. " so, you like H.I.M huh?" Bam was trying to make small talk. "Yeah, there one of my favorite bands, and it's not hard to tell you love them too" I stated pulling my pants back up. "Yeah, my favorite band. Who's your favorite band?" "Motionless in white" I answered smiling. He nodded and returned the smile. "Cool" he said and we both walked to the wrest of the guys. "Welcome to jackass" said Jeff and the other guys smiled. I smiled at them, and said thanks
