The Path to Success (Ouran Host Club and Uta No Prince Sama Crossover)

What is With All of the Commotion?!?

The Host Club is Open for Business

Akiko's POV
"Let's play the 'Which one is Hikaru game'" the twins said in unison. "Many ladies have tried to tell us apart, but none have succeeded."

"It is so hard," one of their guests said.

"That's the dumbest game I have ever heard of," Haruhi said as she walked past the twins.

"Yeah, I agree," I said.

"Why? Do you two have a problem with it?" the twins asked.

"Not really," Haruhi answered. "I just don't understand how you two are so popular." Haruhi is so blunt sometimes.
But I do have to agree with her.

"I agree with Haruhi," I said.

"Well, that's no very nice," they answered.

"I'm disappointed," Hikaru said.

"Apparently, you two don't understand the merits of having a pair of twins as part of the Host Club," Kaoru said.

"Listen up! Having a couple of good-looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points," Hikaru stated. "It also helps if the two struggle between their attraction."

"And in our case because we are twins our relationship is taboo and therefore more intriguing," Kaoru said.

"Besides who hasn't fantasized about twins," Hikaru said.

"Having two loves is better than one, Right?" Kaoru said.

"I just can't take it anymore!" guests started crying with joy. What is wrong with the girls at this school? I thought.

Just then, Tamaki stampedes up to us with a laptop yelling, "Hikaru! Kaoru! When I put you in charge of the club's website, I wanted you to take it seriously!"

"We did take seriously," the twins said innocently. "In fact we until dawn."

"Is this what you worked so hard on?!?" Tamaki asked. More like screamed. He showed a picture of naked Haruhi. I felt so bad for her. Although, it was obviously photo shopped. She had begun to turn pale.

The guests started to talk about how cute Haruhi was. Finally, Tamaki realized that the picture was photo shopped. He kept asking for the twins to photo shop Haruhi into a photo book. How am I related to him exactly, I thought. I got bored and headed to the piano to began playing one of my favorite songs. It was "Brand New Melody". Otoya had sung it for his first recording test at Saotome Academy, and Starish's current composer, Nanami Haruka, had written it. It is my absolute favorite song.

When I finished the song I saw the twins shining a flashlight at some poor guy, causing him to run away. Then the twins ask Haruhi, "Hey, Haruhi! When we get a day off, can we come over to your house?"

"No way," she said. "You guys are just going to make fun of me."

"I, too, have been thinking about paying my respects to your family," Tamaki cried.

"No way in h*ll, senpai," she said. Tamaki went into his corner.

"We have an idea," the twins stated. "Let's play the which one is Hikaru game. If you lose we will come over to your house." I didn't get what was great to play this game. It was easy to tell this game.

"This is one is Kaoru and his Hikaru," she stated, pointing at each one of them. She was right.

"Uh oh! You got it wrong!" they said.

"Actually, she got it right," I said. "You guys may look but, you are very different."

"I agree, Akiko," Haruhi said. "Hikaru's speech and actions come off more mischievous than Kaoru."

I nodded. "Kaoru is a bit more reserved than Hikaru." (No offense intended.)

Kaoru started laughing. "I'm sorry Hikaru," he said.

"I don't know why you are laughing, I speak my mind and never hold back," Hikaru stated. "It is sneaky like Kaoru who are the trouble makers."

Then, they start throwing insults at one another. "Just admit it Hikaru, you're in love with Haruhi, aren't you?" Hikaru started looking embarrassed, "Why would I fall for someone who looks like a tanuki?" Just then the manager Renge showed up and talking about love triangles and rice. The twins told her to leave. The twins started throwing insults at each other again. Then, the end with, "Your mom wears too much make up. That's it we're over!" and they left.

-The Next Day-

Today we are in class and Hikaru shows up with pink hair and Kaoru shows up with blue. They begin acting childish again and start throwing objects around. Somehow, they managed to grab Honey-senpai and Usa-chan and started throwing them into the air. I wish the would just stop fighting and make up already.

-At lunch-

Haruhi and I watched as the twins were ordering lunch, but were perfectly in sync with each other. I don't know how this possible, but they seem to be doing it.

"I didn't expect to run into you here, Haruhi and Akiko," Tamaki said, spotting us.

"We normally just eat in the classroom and study together," I said.

"But we were worried about those two and followed them here without thinking," Haruhi told him.

"Haruhi, Akiko, would you like to sit here with me?" Hikaru asked. We sat down with Hikaru on Haruhi's right and I was on Haruhi's left. Hikaru said he didn't like his lunch and ended up switching with Haruhi and then Tamaki came up and asked him for it. "Do you want some?" Haruhi asked.

I looked at the food. It looked foreign. I had never eaten this type of stuff before. Haruhi and I took a bite of it. It was delicious. One of the most best tasting things ever. Then, the twins began fighting with each other again after a while. "Do you want to go back to the classroom with me and eat, Akiko?" Haruhi asked. I nodded.

-Later in the club room-

The twins were still fighting and they have just run out of things to throw at each other. Then, Kaoru had this cat doll thing and said he wrote Hikaru's name on it. I noticed Haruhi was getting angry. She walked up to them and punched them both in the heads. "I have had enough of this. You don't go bringing this into a petty little fight. Now apologize to each other or I will never let you come over to my house," she scolded them.

They looked up at her and smiled. "So, if we make up we can come over to your house?" they asked. Then it hit me, they were faking it this whole time. I couldn't believe it. They dragged everyone into their little game. I looked over at Haruhi, she looked defeated. I guess that's what happens to twins who have way too much time on their hands.

"Akiko, from class 1-A please come to the chairman's office," a voice over the speaker said. "I repeat, Akiko, from class 1-A please come to the chairman's office."

I was confused why would the chairman want to see me. Everyone else looked at me with confused looks on their faces. I shrugged at the and headed out the door to the chairman's office.

**Author's Note: I left you on a cliffhanger. Mwhahaha. I'm sorry for not posting yesterday or this morning because I was really busy. Anyways, I will be posting tomorrow, so stay tuned. Happy July 4th everyone! See you next chapter! BYE BYE!