Chapter 27 - Darkness my old friend

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I slowly opened my eyes and I was greeted with darkness, absolute darkness and not to mention my head hurt like a little bîtch.

"Hello darkness my old friend, much" I muttered and tried to rub my head because the pain was killing me, but guess what I found out..

My hands were tied behind my back.

Oh great just great, this is JUST what I needed. Luckily my feet weren't tied together so that's a bonus.

So there I was sitting uncomfortably and thinking of possible ways to free myself and I had absolutely nothing untill and imaginary light bulb popped inside my mind, but not all good ideas come with a safety ticket.

"Goodbye tail bone, hope you wont hurt that much when I try to sit down" Mentally saying my prayers and hoping for the best and jumped and landed flat on my ass, the chair braking in the process and the rope snapping.

I tried to stand up and immediately cringed at the pain in my ass, but I knew I had to suck it up and work my way to find a possible light switch.

For what seemed like forever I found what I was looking for and flipped it, and insted of a light bulb turning on I heard a deep giggle. I turned my head around and squinted my eyes and saw that I was in fact touching some random dude's nose. Jumping up and screaming like a 30 year old woman when she sees a mouse. Hey just because I'm a spy dosent mean I cant be scared. And while I was having a scream attack the dude that I was nose touching screamed as well. Snapping out of my little scream session I stopped and did my best to focus my vision in the dimly lit room, and thats when I rememberd that there are a few things that are called gadgets and spy's need them like peanutbutter needs jelly to make the perfect sandwitch

Mentally slapping myslef I swiftly and quietly pulled out a small black pill from my bra and swallowed it withing seconds emidiatly cringing at the tasteless taste<?>. After a second or two..or three my vision brightened up and I could see the man that I now noticed stopped screaming. And let me tell you something that my friends was not a man, it was a king sized toe with a small beard and hella bushy eyebrows I mean even Mogly from the jungle book wont be able to navigate threw these thick a$$ eyebrows, like gurl you need your eyebrows done ASAP.

While I was still mentally judging his eyebrown this invisible bomb explodes in my mind reminding me of the situation I was in and what the hell I was thinking about. Shaking my head I returned my gaze to the man only to see him looking at me like I just drank 5 bottles of vodka and was still sobber.

"What are you looking at human sized toe?" I snapped

"What?" he said in a deep voice with a slight trace of a british accent.

"What?" I repeated suddenly confused in my own words.

There was an awkward silence between us and I decided to brake the awkwardness by being a serious amd asking questions like I forgot that I was even kidnapped.

"Who are you, and where did you come from?" I asked trying to be serious.

"Dave and I came from my mothers stomach 22 years ago" the man that was I now find out is named Dave said, and I could just FEEL the smirk in his voice.

"Okay then Dave, where am I?"

"In a place" he said.

"Oh really? And where exactly IS this place?"

"In a place.. somewhere in the world" he said. Why that little, Why I atta- god I hate people.

"Ok just cut the crap and tell me where we are!" I snapped.

"You'll see" he said and before I got a chance to react his fist came in contact with my face and all I could see was once again darkness..

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HAII GUYSS IT SARAH HERE AND FIRST OFF I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES, BUT SCHOOL STARTED..AGAIN AND WE REALLY DIDNT HAVE TIME AT ALL TO FOCUS ON WRITING AND KEEPING YOU LOVELY READERS ENTERTAINED AND SCHOOL. I MEAN EXAMS ARE COMING IN LIKE A CANNON BALL AND ITS SUPER STRESSING TO HAVE TO PROCESS THAT MUCH INFORMATION AND REMEMBER IT AND WRITE IT ON THE EXAM AND BLAH BLAH BLAH

SO I APOLOGIZE IN MY AND MAGGIES NAME AND WE PROMISE YOU WE'll TRY OUR HARDEST TO FOCUS IN THIS BOOK ^^

Ok and second thing..Im sorry this chapter is super super short and not so fun but its because I literally have 2 exams tomorrow and I dont have time ..sooo yeah sorry again -3-

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