Loki Laufeyson x Reader

Fuck

(PAINT songs 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Not in that order xD)

You woke up aching, sitting up exhausted. How the hell does that even work? Like, for real. I go to bed, expecting to wake up, rejuvenated, fresh, and lively. But I wake up even more tired and hurt than before. Like why? I don't know.

Climbing out of bed you grab a pair of clothes and change, stretching your bandages.

Walking back into the room, Loki was stretched out on the bed. He looked comfortably uncomfortable ya know? Like it looks as it would hurt, but in reality it feels like cloud 9. Just me? Okay...

You walked out yawning looking at your watch. 9 in the afternoon. [ ;) ] It was nine p.m.

You grabbed your phone out of your pocket humming and getting on Tumblr.

"More Jon Cozart? Lord this man." Swiping up, clicking links, smiling. "Not this again."

You start to sing along.

[N'Sync]

Mid-life is tough babe, the end is nigh,
I've seen boy bands come and go,
Yeah,
The wife read "Fifty shades of grey"
'Cause I couldn't please,
She left me like that, no strings attached,
Every little thing I do, never seems to pull me through,
Depression made my marriage break up,
And my Porsche won't make love,
Never got my G.E.D, or a guest spot on glee,
Since I turned forty three.

[One Direction]

You're insecure, feel like a bore,
I've got a hunch we know what you'll adore,
It's time to seize, with one disease,
We'll burn you up hotter than 98 degrees,
Cold corporate suits in a room can smell it,
Simon says we're brand new,
A horde of girls threw my date down an empty well,
After they threatened to drown me in styling gel,
This bands been grown from the help of my cloning cells,
They all know
Oh oh
They all know we're beautiful,
Songs manufactured so carefully,
Flip of my hair, I cure cancer and heart disease,
Me me me me me me me me me, us, me me,
We all know,
Oh oh
We all know we're beautiful,
That's what makes you buy our shhhh.

[Jonas Brothers]

I got so old,
Just Rollin' in, mickey gold.
But I lost control,
And I'm ready to smoke a bowl.
Big Disney's diggin' for treasure,
Took my youth as a financial endeavor,
But my pure fingers ready for pleasure,
So I'm breaking up (breaking up) with you Disney,
And lightin' up (lightin' up) with team Miley.

[Backstreet Boys]

(Yeah) Your one desire,
Make us retire,
Don't care how hard you pray,
Backstreet is here to stay.
Sex appeal,
It's our sixth or seventh comeback,
Buns of steel,
One guy still has a six pack,
Let's get real,
Calling milf's and Tyler Oakley,
Backstreet is here to stay.
Your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom,
Our demographic
In this consumer market,
Your mom is our target,
(We're touring with the new kids) For our boy band buffet,
'Cause backstreet is here to stay,
Yeah, boy bands are here to stay.."

"So you like boy bands?"

"Tony? No. It's funny."

"Like your face."

You nod. "Precisely."

He smiled and sat down. "I figured."

Moments later he was snoring and you were pushing his face off his shoulders.

"Dammit Cozart it's too catchy."

Tony snorted in his sleep.

You whispered. "You're so fat, you got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of Crack, not even Clinton would sleep with you. When trucks back up they beep like you. No one wants to be with you. I never wanna see you again." You chuckled. "I'm mean."

You got up up to go make some coffee and started singing more. (Its annoying isn't it?)

Loki walked in and you didn't even notice him singing.
(Torturing him with YouTube)

I love your hair, your smile, your clothes
~I love your cankles and your elephant nose~
I love your freckles and your eyes
~Don't forget about her thunder thighs~

Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven
~It hurt, she landed on her face~
Girl, I need to put you on my "to do list"
~Or my hit list, whichever really works~
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
~Well I'd lick you first~

What? That's disgusting!
~I would like her, as in punch her in the face!~

Girl, you're everything I ~(don't)~ want
~You're everything I ~(don't)~ need
Without you I can barely ~(finally)~ breath

~You're so fat
You got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack
Not even Clinton would sleep with you
When trucks back up they beep like you
And no one wants to be with you
I never want to see you again

You're like the elephant man
It looks like you seriously stopped a van with your face~
Your face is like the sun
~Yep, it burns my retinas~
You have beautiful puppy dog eyes
~Maybe you should go to the vet~

~You smell like a pig and you look like a fish
If you were a cow I'd put you right on a dish
You're crazy like a monkey you belong in a zoo
If you were a horse I'd turn you right into glue~

Your eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim
~You have a mustache like my dads, you really need a trim~
All I really wanted to say
Is I love ~(hate)~ you

You turned around and nearly dropped the pot. "Shit okay... ummmm. Afternoon."

"Its three in the morning." He said chuckling.

"So?"

"You should be asleep."

"Well then so should you."

"Yes. I just felt an empty presence."

You sigh. "I can't sleep right now. I'm hungry. And really pain stricken."

He sat down. "I can wait."

That's small smile always kept you happy. He looked comfortable with the situation.

Loki rest his head on the table as you picked up your mess.