Bubblegum ➳ Remus Lupin

Let's talk about the Cursed Child.

Let's talk about this book/play thing. For those who have not read the book yet, I would advise you not to read this as it will contain spoilers, but do read the book, you'll practically be reading a fanfiction so by all means, go ahead.

I must warn you, this does contain inappropriate language so please do excuse me.

Now someone tell me how can Rose and Albus get in an argument which results in hating each other just because they are sorted into two different houses? I mean, come on, make it realistic.

Look at what they did to Rose. They practically made her a Mary Sue who's always great at everything and her character wasn't well developed. She was only used as a love interest and I feel as if she could've been used for something more.

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ALL THESE PLOT TWISTS BECAUSE DAMN I'M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT. 

FIRST of all, how the hell does Hermione not marrying Ron change her personality? You're practically stating that Hermione just had to marry Ron in order to become the woman she is. Like, no. That's a complete and utter no.

SECOND of all, this Cedric shit just made me lose my shit. He was portrayed as sweet and he becomes a death eater because Albus and Scorpius decide to be little dipshits and turn him into a balloon? And he ends up killing Neville which just makes me want to cry. LIKE YOU DON'T KILL NEVILLE I MEAN HE'S SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL AND IF YOU THINK OTHER WISE, FIGHT ME HOE. 

THIRD of all, by killing Neville, it fucked up the entire plot line. Without Neville, there is no one to kill Nagini which means Voldemort lives and goes around fucking shit up. 

FOURTH of all, this entire "time turner" thing is completely unrealistic and I don't even know what to say. How can there be time turners that go back years when it was said that time turners could only go back a few hours? Can someone explain this to me because it just messed with my head. 

FIFTH of all, lets talk about Voldemort's and Bellatrix's love child. Let that sink in for a moment. Those two fondued or in better words, frick fracked resulting in Cedric's 'cousin'. I mean, when did this happen? Like how did these two even do it? Now that I think about it, it makes me want to cringe because the child must be ugly af, man. 

But this 'Delphi' girl comes out of nowhere and suddenly wants to go back in time with Albus and Scorpius which just messes everything up. Like no, take your ass somewhere else, bitch. How do you want to travel back in time just to fuck shit up? Like, DELPHI IS A BITCH I WANNA FIGHT.

LASTLY, the whole book was filled with a ton of plot twists that just ruined it all together. It was so unrealistic and it seemed so rush. It felt as if I was reading a fan fiction and I don't know how to feel about it. That does not mean I did not enjoy it, of course I enjoyed some parts, its just that I'm not sure how to feel about it in general. 

By all means do comment your opinions on the book, because I've stated mine and I want to hear yours.