Logical《Septiplier》

「Chapter 16」

"Are you sure you want to study here? you seem tense about it?" I look up to Mark sitting in front of me with his Algebra 2 textbook open, he looks at me concerned.

"I'm proving a point to my father. He thinks there's something suspicious about you. So I decided to have you over at my house for the whole day to prove to him that there is nothing wrong with you. Besides the room door is closed and locked so we can kiss and cuddle all we please." I say with a huff. Mark snickers.

"What else could we do while were in here with the door locked Jacky?" Mark says in a sinful voice. I face palm at his absolutely disgusting comment.

"Mark absolutely not. That's gross." Mark laughed and scooted his way to my side, wrapping his arm around my shoulder and kissing me on my temple.

"Hehe I was kidding."

"I know you idiot." I kiss him and look back down at the textbook. "honestly, as much as I enjoy the wonder of education, when are we ever going to use exponential functions in the real world? I know for a fact I don't wish to become a teacher or a mathematician or am engineer. so what's the point?" Mark laughs harder.

"I've been questioning that since I realized school was a prison." There was a knock at the door and we both nearly jumped out of our skin. Mark runs back over to his text book and I get up to open the door.

I open it up, and there was my father. I just opened the door and he's already glaring at Mark.

"Father it's not polite to stare, as you have always told me."

"Well it's not polite to have that attitude with me. I came in here to check how much work you've gotten done, I heard laughing and laughing isn't studying." I roll my eyes, at this point in my life, i'm surprised my eyes aren't stuck in the back of my head because of all the idiotic statements father has made.

"Mark told a clever math joke. it's healthy to have a little fun once in a while, it's not healthy to stress too much because that can lead to high blood pressure which can lead to various other health conditions."

"Okay smart ass. So what's the joke? amuse me." Father folds his arms over his chest waiting for an answer. Mark smirks, please don't tell me he actually knows a joke.

"Mr. McLoughlin, do you know who invented algebra?"

"no. who?"

"A clever X-pert!" Mark has this biggest smile on his face, that was pretty good. i'm giggling a bit, but my father still had a straight face.

"that didn't seem to tickle your funny bone. I GOT ANOTHER!" Oh dear lord. "what do you call friends who love math?.... Algebros!" I'm trying my best to hold in my laughs, that one was pretty good too. My father was still not amused.

"Both of you continue studying." He closes the door and I turn around to look back at Mark who was smiling. I burst out laughing, my stomach hurt from laughing so much.

"Hey Jaaaaaaacky."

"what you doof?" I say between light giggles.

"what does my dick and Algebra have in common?"

"I swear Mark, if you say what I think you're about to say i'm going to kick you out of this house right now." Mark laughs at himself and finally gives me the answer I knew was coming.

"they both are hard for you." He bursts out laughing harder than I did at his other jokes, I couldn't help but laugh too.

"welp i'm kicking you out now." I say in a joking tone and with a big smile on my face. He's lying on the floor laughing at himself. I grab his shoulders but before I could pull him up, he starts tickling me and I collapse onto him laughing and laughing.