The story of my friends...

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Me: I have a feeling you know why I have gathered you all here today...
Kitty_kun2 :No I fucking don't...
Toychica83 :yea neither do I... O wait I know it's because you said you would make a story with me in it because I did one with you!
Me: PFFTT!!! Hahah-uh... NO! Of course, like.. Whaaaaat? Haha no... It's because... Um... I... Have lost my cat! Yea! My cat has gotten lost!
Kitty_kun2 :you had a cat?
Me: YES!! Umm... It was black and it had dark eyes it was tiny and then it got there around with a human dog!
Toychica83 :... Your describing the cat from Black Butler and the dog Pluto... What the hell?
Me: WHAT!? NO! I agh, look there's my cat! *walks over to black cat that coincidentally walked out from corner* see?
Toychica83 : uhhh I think that's the wrong cat...
Me: NO! It's my cat! It's name is uhh-
Sebastion: his name is Sable...
Me: YEA! His name is sable... oh shit...
Sebastion: I suggest you drop the cat...
Me: uuuh yea.. Good idea, like.. I never tried to claim the cat...
Toychica83 :I thought that was ur cat tho! *evily smikrs*
Me: uuuh... Wrong.. Cat?
Kitty_kun2 : ooo shit... This is gettin good! *pulls out popcorn*
Sebastion: what do you mean it's YOUR cat!? Are you stealing from my master?
Me: whoa whoa whoa, CIEL likes animals? And umm. I never said this was- ok ya know what just kill me...
Sebastion: as you wish *does crazy demon thing* thanks for my cat...
Me: ugh.. Just KILL ME!
Toychica83 : well that was entertaining!
KLikety_kun2 : eeh, I was expecting more gore...
Toychica83 : wanna get somethin to eat?
Me: whoa whoa Guys!! What about ME!
Kitty_kun2 : don't worry we'll bring you left overs! Don't be a pig, geez.
Toychica83 : k then where u wanna go then...

Me: JUST KILL ME!!

thanks for reading! X3

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