Me: No, I was trying to help my friends and then I ran into trouble and.... seriously tho, why you always cryyin...
Kisa: *wipes away tears* because I love you...
Me: *thinks* damn.... Why is this so much more cuter in real life then behind a screen.... Ok, ok.
It's ok, I'm here now. Aren't I.
Kisa: yea, I know. I'm just after affraid I'll loose you...
Me:o my GAHD.... This is so much CUUTER! *fangirl squeel*
Kisa: um... Are you ok Kou.
Me: shet... Yea, I just felt a spider go up my back...
Kisa: but you said-
Itz: Hey, um....... Kou? You might wanna look at this...
Lib: I told you if it's not yaoi sex then noONE CARES!
*sees freakin building set on fire*
Everyone: Oh fffuuCK!
Boom...
*wakes up in real world ground* *itz is standing lib and meh are laying passed out.*
Itz: did you learn your lesson...
Me: Holy fuck.
Le lib: those are my words... Holy fuck.
Me: o my Gahd I did. We should just stop shipping random straight guys because not only is is bad for their reputation but it also takes a lot of work and support to maintain a real relationship...
Lib: omg... Yea.....
*long peaceful silence*
Me: Well back to fanfic, where should we go next!
Lib: same here, and I dunno, maybe we should go to another yaoi land, see I found these new doujinshis and- *words start to fade as camera zooms out*
And may the girls not learn their lesson, Doesn't mean the world won't be any less pleasant.
Sometimes things don't go as planned, but that's the point of having a supportive fam.
May the yaoi shippers ship, and the May Pocky be with you......
