◸Fifty Shades of What the F⋆⋆K!◿

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me: feeling are for the deep and depressed little shits that dont know how to talk out their feeling to actual living humans... so glad i dont have those.

itz: dude your fucking talking to your pillo- OW
*steve the gg bites her*

libs: shhhhhhhhhhh *goes into dark corner*

itz: YALL CREEPY AS HELL.
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eaton: breathing are for loosers who want to feed the trees with their nasty ass dragon breathe and dont care about what the trees have to say about that... gald i dont breathe.

ian: but you- FUCK
*pete the egg bites him*

lian: shhhuhuhuhu *dissapears in the darkness*

ian: i know im supposed to be saying yall creepy but... im going with lian *diassapears with lian in the dark*
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next day at school.
(on school bus)

maj: okay on your mark get set... GO
(goes over speed bump)

*Liber hits school bus cieling*

*eaton is filming*

itz: wow cant even... wow

maj: i dunno itz thats gunna be pretty hard to beat i mean... did you see hat air time.

lib: YEA IM FINE THANKS.
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*later in school*

teacher: so whats the answer Lian...

lians brain:

teacher: okay..... Ian.

ians brain:

teacher: EATON WHATS THE GOD DAMN ASNWER.

eatons brain:

teacher: EATON!

eaton: CACKLING KURROO HOLDING BAGETTE AND WATING BARTÉ

teacher: *calls up to office* yes this is room 69, um... this is a teacher calling for a resignation.