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eaton: yo where the eff is everybody? -finds ian crying in the corner- whats wring with you? arent you supposed to be fucking with lian or something.
ian: -cries harder- EVERYBODYS GOONNEEE.....
eaton: i know its like infinity war up in here after thanos sna-
ian: NONPPPOEPW I HAVENT FINISHED IT YET.
eaton: damn, your behind. lets go find everyone.
ian: i-i cant *dramatically faints resting hand on his forehead* my duty is to die and die honorably here in this corner.
eaton: oh my god i think i here lian calling you-
ian: -bolts up- BABY IM COMING.
-5 hours later-
eaton: where else could they be... we checked their yaoi dungon, yaoi castle, yaoi cafe, yaoi shrine, yaoi mansion and the library seriously everyone died.
ian: for all who wonder are not fallen upon lost,
eaton: what kind of drugs are you on.
ian: NOT SEX OBVIOUSLY MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE...
ian: can-
eaton: no.
-more hours later-
-both come out of the closet- ba dum tsskk
eaton: damn i can see why lian is all over you, you can really suck some dick.
ian: i know i even got a plaque for it, liber and itza gave it to me.
eaton: not something you should share of i needed to know. moving on.
-years later-
eaton: DAMNIT WHERE IS EVERYONE
ian: thus it is upon our time to die...
eaton: i swear if you say thus again..
ian: thou who say thus are immediately smarter
eaton: thou who test my patience are immediately dead.
-meanwhile in Instagram land-
libs: geez its like the more legal version of porn hub.
me: hah yeah- wait you watch porn.
libs: who doesn- i said corn hub.... damn get your hearing aids checked - nervous laughing-
itz: for the 10 millionth time why the hell am i here with you guys.
lian: i ask myself the same thing.
libs: nah lian your just here so we could see ian go through withdraw.
