Ian: where's Lian?
Liber: probably cowering in a corner.
Me: and complaining how nobody loves him
Itz: then continue to shove his face with ice cream..
Sebastian: whAt in The nAme oF HeLlL is Lian doIng in a CorneR cOwering SaYInG hOw NoOne lIkEs Him anD eAtIng All my ICE CREEEEAMMMM.
Grell: *is chasing after Sebastian* EAT ME LIKE YOUR ICE CREAM SEBBY!!
Sebastian: *dies*
Ian: that thick headed little piece of-
*door bell*
Sebastian: *opens door painfully* Welcome to the... Um... This fuked up house.... I suggest you leave while you can..
???: I came here for a reason my kind sir
Sebastian: yes, very well... Don't say I didn't- OW
Eaton: *is biting Sebastian's ankle* GO FUCK CLAUDE ALREADY
Sebastian: WHY AM I STILL HERE.
Me: hi stranger how did you seem to find out about this house.
???: well it is a huge ass mansion at the end of a street..
Liber: no time for answers just questions. What's your name stranger
???: Izreal-
Me: BUP BUP BUP!! What did this psycho path just say.
Izreal: well I didn't want to-
Libs: UP UP!!
Izreal: but-
Me: SHMHNSNS
Izreal: can I ju-
Libs: HAHAISHSOSNDIWWPSLXK
Itz: just give it up alreDy... They will keep bothering you until they have taken over your brain with yaoi.
Izreal: well that's-
Me: NEXT QUESTION.
Izreal: where's Lian??
Libs: he's upstairs crying like a little bitch. You can't miss him.
Izreal: k thanks! *runs off*
Me: NEXT QUESTION. Where do you live?
Libs: well I live in this really cool masion, it has a lot of yaoi.
Me: OH MY GOD SPCOOL. I wish I could live there!!
Itz: ..... Jesus fuking Christ.
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Meanwhile upstairs
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Izreal: *follows the sobs of Lian* finds him in corner* OH HI LIAN-SEMPAI~~
Lian: ...... WAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHH
Izreal: what's wrong Lian-sempai?
Lian: NO ONE LOVES MEEEEE*eats more ice cream* WHAAHAHAHAHHHH
Izreal: I-I love you.... sempai~
Lian: r-really?
Ian: NO FUK NO HES LYING.
Lian: IM SO EMOTIONALLY CONFUUUSEDD
Izreal: I-I WOULD NEVER LIE TO MY SENPAI!!!
Ian: BITCH SHUT THE FUK UP THIS WHINEY ASS IS MINE
Izreal: NUUUU SENPAI!
LIan: WAAAHHHAHAHAAAHHHH WHERES MY LOVE WHEN I NEED ONE
Izreal: IM RIGHT HERE SEMPAII!!!!
*from outside the room*
Me: are you getting all this?
Liber: *takes bite of popcorn* fuk to the yes. *camera is facing wrong way*
Me: good.
Itz: how did I allow myself to lower my standards this much...
