DOUBLE WHAMBO COMBI

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THIS IDEA POPPED IN MY HEADKSMDKNS. ISXKJJSHA DIJSIHKUDFNVJJDFHGIJFDHVUISRHFKJDXFLHG OK... LETS START......

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*pretty bird calls, beautiful sin rise in the Phantomhive house*

Me: *yawns* it's a beautiful..........
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKCKKKKKKKCKCKCCKCKCKCKCCKCKCKCKCCKCKCKC.
*Everybody rushes in* WHAT THE... Oh.
Me: *looks petrified* what... Is... This.. RUG DOING ON MY BED. I JUST WASHED MY SHEETS.
Itza: AWWW PUPPIIIII!!!!!
Liber: *passes out*
Eaton: isn't that-
????: MAKKACHIIN!!
Ian: *pushes Libs under bed*
Lian: what are u doing???
Ian: making a good first impression.
Eaton: .... This isn't happening.
*knocks on door*
Me: *lies back down*
*viktor comes inside room*
Viktor: There you are Makkachin. *tugs dog off bed* sorry for the In connivence.
Libs: *quickly springs up* hits head on bed* ow...
Yuri: *runs upstairs* oh there you are Viktor *tugs Viktor by the shirt collar* sorry for the in convince.

Me: ... Didn't he-
Ian: Hi, I'm Ian by the way. Pleasure to meet you. *holds out hand*
Viktor: *smiles and shakes hand* pleasure all mine!!
Lian: *thinking* that bitch just touched Ian....*
Lian: *holds out hand* I'm his bitc- I mean I'm Lian.. Pleasure to meet you.
*shakes hands*
Me: ... Since we're doing this weird hand shake thing, *pulls Libs out from under bed* this is liber. And I'm fucking hungry.
Yuri: hi, fucking hungry...
Itza: *pushes me on ground* HAHAHA, THATS NOT, YEA BUT... Ahem.. Anyway. I'm Itza,
Viktor: *mouthing* fucking hungry..?~
Yuri: *waves*
Me: hahah! Seriously tho, Sebastian is supposed to be cooking, and I'm really ultra mega hungry..

Liber wakes up* : DID I MISS THE SEX....

To be continued...

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