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liber: *runs through wall* i will sell Ciels virginity for 8 goat.

eaton: 7 goat.

liber: more goat.

me: 8.5 goat.

liber: yes yes. buisness.

lian: i only have 8 goat... will this be ok?

ian: succ my goat and it will be ok.

eaton: ian, we make business not blowjobs.

ian: its ok, they with begin with B..

libs: wait when did business not have time for gay sex

eaton: since nOw!

itz: fINALLY!

*claude moaning in background*

itz: ya know what, at least i cant sEe it.

izreal: LIAN SEMPAI! *tackles him* I got you some flowers.

lian: aw thank-

ian: *is eating them* FUF FLOWRS MANF!

lian: i-im sorry about ian

izreal: its ok, ill buy you a new bouquet.

ian: Oh nO yOU wOnt! *holds up knife*

eaton: *grabs ian* lets go buddy, you need a snickers.

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libs: so, what did you do with ciels soul...

me: well im pretty sure youll find out in a few seconds.

*from neigh-boring house*

WHAT THE FUCK!

me: QUICK GRAB THE POPCORN!

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