lib: guess what i did today.
ian: watch gay porn.
eaton: watch claude suck sebastion dick... or at least thats what i did...
lian: watch me suck ians di- oh wait... i dont think you knew about that.
izreal: WATCH THE HEATHERS!
lib: hiw the fuck-
izreal: I KNOW EVERYTHING!
me: *throws him out window* as you were saying...
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*eaton and lian holding libs back*
ian: no liber your not killing innocent people and blaming it on suicide or blwoibg up the school OR blowing up yourself!
lib: BUT JD DIIIDD
maj: honey.... jd is a fucking psycho path... oh wait. nvm, let her go she can do what ever the fu-
*ian elbows me*
marco: JEAN WERE NOT FUCKING HERE
Libs: someone day fucking? *goes off sniffing for gay sex*
me: told you it was just a phase.
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sebastion : okay, funny joke... who fucking switched my shampoo with horse shampoo...
everyone: hmm, not me.
sebastion: if someone doesnt confess i will suck every last soul-
jean: thats mine.... WHAT IT GETS THE JOB DONE.
(a/n, seriously tho people use horse shampoo called Mane and tail. its a horse shampoo but people can use it. it helps grow your hair faster.... look it up.)
ian: *comes out shower with rapunzel hair* i respeck dat horse boy...
