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Lian: *rocking back and forth in corner*

Ian: *rubbing lians back*

Me: *walks past* sees Ian and lian* huh, gAAAAAYYYYYYYYY.

Ian: *gives death stare*

Me: yo, it's true. Not my fault u guys fucked in a bathroom. And I have a video of it.... Seriously though this

is akwurd. What did liber do to break lians over emotional heart...

Ian: well... She um.. And.. I actually don't know.

Lian: SHE LIIIEEDD TO MEEEEE.

Eaton: *walks by* huh, gAAAAYYY *sees me* OH FUCK.... LIBBERRRRRRR

WHAT DID U DO!

Ian and me: *shrugs*

Liber: *zoomz into Le room* WHAT- oh.. It's just another one of lians breakdown. Well fuck.

Lian: YOU LIIEDD TO..... MEEEE.

Eaton: *some comforts lian* yea buddy I'm sure she did but-

Me: *looks disgusted* you look like someone just ate a pile of shit, when u cry....

Everybody: *ignores comment cuz it's normal by now*

Ian: true....

Lian: I CANT BELIEVE IVE BEEN MASTERBATING TO FUCKING LIES.

Ian: SO THAT MEANS WEVE BEEN FUCKING TO LIES TO BITCH HUH?!

Everybody: *stares at ian*

Ian: whAt?! Maje can frickin say Lian looks like he eats shit but when I speak my mind it's weird?

Me: exactly. Exactly that.

Ian: *crosses arms* what ever.

Eaton: anyway.... U need to tell us more then, she, lied, me, and fuck...

Lian: ok... THAT BUTCH LIED TO ME

Me: we're all gunna fuking die here because of this emotional bitch.

Lian: SAYS YOU?! AT LEAST I HAVE EMOTIONS

Me: I have an emotion to... THATS BEING TRIGGERED YOU LITTLE FUCKKJWAKMSNHUDAKJM *is trying to strangle lian*

Eaton and Ian: *holding me back*

Me: THIS BIRD IS GUNNA BE FREEDMQLSKDM IMMA CLAW ALL YALL EYES OUIT AND FEED EM TO MAH CHICKENS THAT LIVE IN IRELAND!!_€£_€\£\£_!!!!

Libe: great you fucking broke her, you idiots.

Ian: wEll it'D bE slIgHtlY hELPFUL....
Eaton: iF yOud teLL us WhaTS goIng ONN!!

Me: *stops fighting* aww you two finished each others sentence. So CUUTE!

Lian: u wanna know,.. U WANNA FUCKIN KNOW.

Everybody: ... YES U DUMBASS.

LIBE: *crosses arms* pft.

Lian: SHES BEEN DATING SOMEONE. AND SHE SAID NOTHING TO ME...

MEe: that's it...

Lian: she also ate all my chocolate... *pouts*,

Ian: aw it's ok, let's go up to my room.. *carries lian*

Me: please tell me there already cameras in there...

Libe: duh, what do u think I've been watching this entire time on repeat.

Me: YouTube

Eaton: Gay Sex

Me: any gay related thing

Eaton: hentai

Me: food porn.

Libs: yea yea.... I get it. Anyway, speaking about food porn. Where's Sebastian and Claude..?

Me: I think they went to the doctors...

--at the doctor--
Doctor: ok, Mr. Michaels?

Sebastion: that's me.

Doctor: great... *slaps rubber glove*

Sebastion: wtf.. What r u doing

Doctor: just some searching... Thehe

Sebastion: .... GRELL?!! *pulls off Doctor mask*

Grell: whoops.

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